Lolus Auditus

The Latin equivalent of "lol" (laugh out loud). Lolus Auditus was a common expression of ancient Romans in the forum. Many of the people who hung around the /b/ (/roman baths/) area of the forum especially enjoyed the use of this phrase.

Septimius: "Tuum mater scortum magnum est."
Gaius: "Infercio meum phallum longum de inguli tui sororis."
Claudius: "LOLUS AUDITUS!"

by Harry Balswinkleniger VI October 20, 2009

lotus paste

asian slang for peanut butter

Yo what'd your mom pack you for lunch? PB&J?

Naw man you know I'm asian I got that lotus paste

by changpongwangthe7th September 20, 2013

Lopukolo

When a girl vomits on a guy's dick during oral sex

"Yo, things were going fine between me and Sara until she gave me a Lopukolo!"

by Channing Lopiccolo May 10, 2008

De-Loused in the Comatorium

The first (and arguably best) album by the god-like talented Mars Volta. Contains the story of Cerpin Taxt which is in part based on the life and death of Julio Venegas, an El Paso Texas based artist and friend of Cedric Bixler Zavala.

De-loused in the Comatorium is possibly the best rock album constructed by human hands.

by RoxJ September 29, 2008

swarm of locust

A "friend" who comes into your house like a whirlwind, asks if he can have a beer, eats your leftover pizza, plays your Xbox, does all your drugs, leaves tons of trash behind, and then complains when the above activities are not available.

6:47pm - Banging on front door

Travis: Hey dudes, whats up. Aw sweet you got Blue Moon, let me get one. Oh, and can I warm up this pizza? I got next game in Halo dude. Let me hit that joint in the mean time. You guys suck, you don't have any munchies. Does anyone have any pills? Oh well, catch you guys later.

6:54pm - Door slams

Kenny: Geesh that kid is like a swarm of locust.

by BA2theMAX February 8, 2008

Lopass

Used in disgust, derogotory term for lazy bums

Fuckin' lopass sluts...

by HUTU May 16, 2003

Lousy Hipster

Someone who fulfills some but not all of the criteria of being a hipster. He/she either differs from hipsters in at least one important way, or inconsistently exhibits hipster-like characteristics.

Nich claims that he's a lousy hipster, but I haven't seen him eat meat in at least two years. He's totally gone vegetarian.

by WithEazE August 26, 2013