Loose Poose Juice

Loose Poose Juice (commonly known as LPJ) is the term used to measure the quantity, normally in fluid ounces, of bullshit that comes out of one's mouth when stimulated with a topic that pressures them to give a response, regardless of if it's the correct answer or not. Sometimes normally overly exaggerated or just completely untrue. The answer has about as much weight to it as a bucket of LPJ.

"You wouldn't believe the amout of LPJ this guy was feeding me when he was telling me about this girl he was with."

"Those Rude people over there are just full of that loose poose juice with the things they tell me."

"I could drown in the amount of loose poose juice coming out of that dude's mouth."

by Vinacular V June 9, 2018

God's loophole

A way to retain your technical virginity but still engage in sexual activity by taking it in the arse

We're not supposed to have sex before marriage, so we used God's loophole.

by resettinglife February 5, 2014

cutting loose

actions or behavior that reflect a carefree, usually impulsive manner of doing just what one pleases; living in the moment

The hotel pool is brimming with wild college students cutting loose for Spring Break.

by D.S. Credito March 13, 2015

Poophole Loophole

The act of performing anal sex but preventing from having vaginal sex to remain a “virgin”. Usually people do this for religious reasons.

David: Shulem how does it feel to not be a virgin anymore?
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!

by GarAssNigga December 5, 2017

Loose Laces

Use this term when you hear someone say some next crazy, foolish, mawd, stupid shit. Like some next what are you talking about shit. You say loose laces cause mans be trippin' out here.

This term was created and coined by the great philosopher Shaylen Young also known as rapper Young $hay.

Yo I'mma beat you 1 on 1 in ball.
You str8 trippin' loose lacessss

by Big Facts Only January 15, 2020

LOLSHTYWFOATYADYT

When you:
Laugh Out Loud So Hard That Your Wig Falls Off And Then You Almost Drop Your Taco

Friend: *Insert Joke Here*
You: LOLSHTYWFOATYADYT

by theSpenc April 26, 2014

bustin' loose

To break out into dance, especially to go-go music. Also a song by Chuck Brown, that is so funky, even white people can dance to it.

Even though I'm an uncoordinated white guy, I couldn't help bustin' loose when I heard those funky tunes come on the radio.

by slimshady7887 October 10, 2010