lobster-claw

the female equivalent of teabagging.

she knocked me down, and dropped her pants. i was thinking "oh yeah", but then she straight sat on my forehead and lobster-clawed me.

by The Jello Fetus February 7, 2012

lobster claw

an act of digital-anal sex in which 1 finger is inserted in the vagina, and 4 are inserted in the anus. This resembles the claw of a common red lobster.

"She was so slutty that I pulled off the Lobter Claw on her."

by Captain McCallister May 13, 2005

Lobster Claw

When you pound a girls pussy so hard that it sweels up and hold onto your dick.

I had to get my dick amputated cuz that drunk bitch lobster clawed me.

by hanssel May 1, 2007

Lobster Claw

The sexual act of using one hand to pleasure a woman's vagina and anus simultaneously.

This is done by joining the pointer finger and middle into one claw and inserting in one hole, while forming the the second claw with the ring finger and pinkie and inserting into another hole.

Jimmy: "Man I totally lobster clawed that girl out last night."
Frankie: "Oh yea? Did you claw her up hard?"
Jimmy: "Hell yea I did, I Lobstered her all night!"

by AyeSugarTits May 30, 2018

Lobster Claw.

A woman's vagina when she has syphilis. Smells like fish and red in color.

I was going to perform oral sex on my girlfriend but i noticed she had lobster claw.

by Shagga1 August 23, 2018

Lobster Claw Syndrome

When a person (usually a gamer) does things they don't mean to do because they accidentally press all the wrong buttons, usually due to stress or simply having huge fingers. Can cause lots of rage depending on what accidentally occurs and when.

My mate has lobster claw syndrome and it sometimes seems like he's button mashing.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022

Lobster Claw

The delicate yet ferocious act of inserting four fingers in a female’s vagina and a thumb in her anus and then locking eyes with her as you proceed to mimic a lobster claw opening and closing otherwise known as “clacking” all while making the iconic lobster claw clacking sound.

This iconic power sex move and saying was originated and coined by none other than the legendary man of mystery and international Latin lover sensation “Juan Jeremy of San Antonio, Tx”.

Bro, I gave this bitch the Ol’ LOBSTER CLAW! Four in the pink and one in the stink and started making the clacking sound like CLACK-CLACK-CLACK-CLACK

by Juan Jeremy 210 April 19, 2024