leprucon

a powerful being from mythical folklore, popular among people of Asian descent. first having been mentioned in a satanic cultist grimoire. The Leprucon has the power to steal people's souls, and it is a well known fact that it frequently allows itself to be hired in order to earn the money to buy new human teeth. Though sometimes it further demands compensation for its hard work. At this point it is common sense to rip off a piece the skin on one's eyelid as a offering. The Leprucon has a demented physical form, which burns the soul of anyone who lays their eyes upon it. Worshipers have yet to discover what Leprucon does with it's human teeth and souls, but some people claim to have witnessed it blending the teeth and souls into a fine dust and mixing it with demonic kool-aid. It then simply pours the vile fluid into a jar filled with pickled simian toenails in order to fully saturate them. Finally, it seems to wait a decade before taking out it's own teeth and replacing them with the evil toenail juice. Leprucon enjoys smacking baby ferrets in order to turn them into fuzzy-wuzzy monster fluffballs and commanding them to do it's bidding. The Leprucon rarely ever sleeps, but when it does it melts into a puddle of withered feline vital organs. The Leprucon also seems to hate the color pink, and is determined to turn all pink into yellow.

HOLY GUACAMOLE ON A MOTORBIKE THAT'S THE LEPRUCON WHO TOOK MY FRIEND'S SOUL.

by leprucon June 3, 2019

Lepricoon

a midget who is black

i ran over over a lepricoon
you mean a lepricaun no it was black

by stop takin my name U CUNT July 5, 2009

Leprecano

One of both Latino and Irish Heritage

Guy 1- "Dude! This one chick's dad totally looks mexican, but her mom's irish......the hottie looks like both....how does that work?"

Guy 2- "Ah, she must be a leprecano ."

by Leprecana ;) October 12, 2012

leprecunt

A female elf in Irish folklore who can reveal hidden treasure to those who catch her.

That leprecunt tricked me into killing my entire family for a chance at her snatch.

by slithy September 20, 2008

lepracoon

A Lepracoon is a coloured lepracaun.
Famous Lepracoon's include Jermaine Dupri
Lepracoons have a tendancy to be rude tricksters.
They have beef with Dre, Xzibit, Timberland, Eminem
Unlike leprecauns they do not grant wishes, or give pots of gold.
All they do is have sex with bow-wow

Dre: Fuck Jermaine
JD:Im a filthy midget
Eminem:Your a lepracoon
Timberland: Suck my *dj scratch* dick lepracoon

by Joseph aka Big J September 16, 2008

Lepricon

A misspelling of Leprechaun, a creature in Irish mythology

When I was a kid I had a book with lepricon pictures in it.

by Silent Lake May 1, 2009

Leperporn

Leperporn is pornography specifically for Lepers, which shows bits of their body falling off during sexual activity.

Example: I have to stay awake during Leperporn, as like all Lepers, I’m prone to drop off a bit, myself from time to time.

by Peter Glum September 21, 2007