by billy bob August 24, 2003
Get the lazy ass mo fo mug.John was carrying a box of weights when he accidentally dropped it in front of the coach. "Sorry, have a case of lazy-ass arm syndrome today."
by koolkat72 September 15, 2011
Get the lazy-ass arm syndrome mug.by TINGTINGRINGADING December 4, 2017
Get the lazy ass motherfucker mug.A saying commonly used by guys wives, girlfriends, or just girls they know, clarifying they are no good and liars. Many men make this a true statement, although there are still some great guys left. It is now a very stereotypical statement towards all men.
Jessica: (On the phone with her friend Toby) Toby, Robby cheated on me for the third time this year.
Toby: Are you serious?
Jessica: Yes. I can't believe it. And after he promised me, crossing his heart, he would never do it again.
Toby: Hun, I told you this once, and I will tell you again. Robby is just a Lazy ass, not for good, lying son of a bitch!
Toby: Are you serious?
Jessica: Yes. I can't believe it. And after he promised me, crossing his heart, he would never do it again.
Toby: Hun, I told you this once, and I will tell you again. Robby is just a Lazy ass, not for good, lying son of a bitch!
by doremifasollatido August 31, 2010
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On the other hand, some theologians believe that it might also be code for God or HHVH. The origin of this belief goes back to the notorious 13th century « Lazy God Manuscript », in which it is reported that Aquinas himself declared at the Second Council of Lyon in 1274 : « Est possibile, quod Deus est, in modum pecus a praesepibus viis. », meaning : « It is possible that God is, in effect, a lazy-ass fuck. » The authenticity of the manuscript has been questioned during the 18th and 19th centuries, but it is considered genuine today. Aquinas was the first theologian to achieve Thug Life status.
On the other hand, some theologians believe that it might also be code for God or HHVH. The origin of this belief goes back to the notorious 13th century « Lazy God Manuscript », in which it is reported that Aquinas himself declared at the Second Council of Lyon in 1274 : « Est possibile, quod Deus est, in modum pecus a praesepibus viis. », meaning : « It is possible that God is, in effect, a lazy-ass fuck. » The authenticity of the manuscript has been questioned during the 18th and 19th centuries, but it is considered genuine today. Aquinas was the first theologian to achieve Thug Life status.
Tony : God is the shit!
Abraham : I know! He managed to drown every living being on Earth in a one shot flood even though he’s the Lazy-Ass Fuck Supreme! Rock on YHVH!
Abraham : I know! He managed to drown every living being on Earth in a one shot flood even though he’s the Lazy-Ass Fuck Supreme! Rock on YHVH!
by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021
Get the Lazy-ass fuck mug.I went fishing but I didn't even get my line in the water cause I got drunk. Damn, I'm a lazy ass man.
by chikenliver catkiller September 14, 2008
Get the lazy ass man mug.A diagnosis whereas a person has an inability to do anything and everything productive due to lack of desire, care, or that they don't give a crap.
My roommate must have terrible LAD (Lazy Ass Disorder) since he hasn't been to any class in 4 weeks.
by Brandon Iannone December 14, 2008
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