Egg Laying

Its a custody to cry while laying a egg or many eggs.

Have you tried egg laying before?

by TTProtoTaylor July 13, 2019

Laying a brown egg

To inexplicably crap your pants, especially when squatting down to do something.

John was laying a brown egg when doing too many forced squats.

by Captaindeadboi May 6, 2021

Egg Laying Goose

A really bad golf shot or a really pathetic golf team in Wilmington DE.

After driving several golf balls into a pond, the huge grey goose flew off and layed an egg in mid-air.

What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan?

by Semore-Hineys May 5, 2009

lay a dozen eggs

A phrase used when someone feels the urge to take a massive shit.

Frank has quite the look of discomfort.... he must be ready to lay a dozen eggs.

by Petrified Cornlog April 28, 2019

NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs

a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!

i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !

by michael foolsley August 25, 2023

egg-laying

abortive; unsuccessful.

Don’t watch that egg-laying flick.

by uttam maharjan December 28, 2011

Laying an egg

The act of pulling one of your testicles up to your ass and showing it to someone while simultaneously mooning them.

I just laying an egg(laid) in front of greg over there and he’s crying now.

by Vinny2444 January 6, 2022