The sometimes seemingly necessary act of having sex with a third non-participating party in the room. The name refers to the huge single room houses where entire tribal communities lived and slept. Couples had the unfortunate choice of getting it on next to their sleeping kids and ugly, annoying neighbors or shagging on twigs in the woods.
Man, this dude longhoused his girl last while I tutored his roommate three feet away in their dorm room. It was nasty but at least he wasn't longhousing himself under them covers.
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by Art July 22, 2004
Get the laghouse mug.Longhouses were large houses where the people lived communally. It's associated with a pervasive atmosphere of social domination controlled by the old and sclerotic matriarchs who dominated and squashed any masculine spirit to overcome challenges and go beyond the normal state of things. It is at once a vision of a future which has returned to squalor, and of a society which deepens its social surveillance system specifically under the rule of screeching harridans (or ‘mammies’) with no sexual appeal.
This woman longhoused me the other day because she told me I fucked her friend and that was a form of socio-psychological rape
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Damn, my girlfriend longhoused me the other day for supporting Trump. Then that night, I told her I wanted to fuck and she consented. But after, she told me she consented to a full session of sex, and that me cumming early was technically rape. Feelsbadman
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by (Raab) (Himself) December 9, 2008
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As the room span wildly around him and the voices in his head became louder and louder, Chris the loghouse started to really regret that last line of ket.
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