Camp Longhorn

Closest thing to heaven. 3 weeks of pure happiness. Nothing like it.

This day sucks. I wish I was out of Austin and at Camp Longhorn.

by SP '04 December 12, 2004

Langhouse

Drunk, Pissed, Hammered

"Did you see me last night? I was fucking langhouse!"

by ikeFTW December 31, 2008

Louisiana Longhorn

When you are from Louisiana and move to Texas to fufill the dream of manifesting destiny, as the history books say, you adapt to being called a Louisiana Longhorn, aka Texas Tiger.

Based from the root words LSU Tigers and UT Longhorns.

When your Daddy is from Louisiana and your Momma is from Texas, you become the product they will call their Louisiana Longhorn.

When ya daddy first laid eyes on ya momma, they knew a Louisiana Longhorn was soon to come.

by jvincent14 August 29, 2012

Jewish longhorning

A Jewish Longhorn is when two male's shove there enormous noses up each other's assholes

Me and mr Greenburg proceeded Jewish Longhorning

by Pink_Cunt January 10, 2017

Longhorns

The name of the University of Texas sport teams.

The Longhorns kicked OU ass in basketball.

by Geris February 20, 2004

Longhorn Wrestler

The quality or condition of being loyal, tenacious, fearless, passionate, driven, dedicated leader... a winner

Andrew such a hard worker, you could call him a Longhorn Wrestler.

by Jolly_Rancher_02 January 23, 2018

longhorn nightstand

Participant A stands in a handstand fully erect with a dildo protruding from his anus whilst participant B executes an old fashioned HJ and participant C works the dildo. All 3 participants are wearing ostrich boots, naturally.

I walked in on my mom and uncle performing the longhorn nightstand again whilst my dad worked the C position, I can’t unsee this

by Buffalo Gums May 7, 2021