Friendship Lagoon

A lingering, often irreversible situation in a budding relationship in which an eligible partner's attempts at seeking a mate are rebuffed or denied because of his or her failure to make it past friendship.

Dick - "Hey so whats up with you and Kate, are you screwing or what?"

Sam - "I was too slow to ask her out, and now we are stuck in friendship lagoon."

by bitchmasterfunk October 19, 2011

lasooda

Hindi word for the shrub Cordia Dichotoma. Also known as "gunda". Useful for making pickles. Characterized by its stickiness when cut raw. Can be used as a very rustic slang for an imbecile or in a jocular statement describing sticky situations.

1. "Aloo ke parathe aur lasoode ka achaar! Wah, maza aa gaya!"

2. "Lasoodon ki kami nahin hai duniya mein. Ek lasooda dhoondho, baaki chipke chale aate hain."

3. "Tu kaam kyun nahin kar reha? Tune kya apne haathon mein lasoode uga rakhe hain?"

by futureishere November 17, 2009

lagomorphobia

A fear of rabbits.

She could not begin to explain what caused her sometimes paralyzing lagomorphobia.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 5, 2019

lagony

The agony you feel while waiting for the internet to load.

This game is taking so long to load! Oh, the lagony!

by Pisces_butterfly April 14, 2021

white lagoon

When a guy blows his load on a girl and fills up her belly button up with cum.

Shit Yeah, I came all fucking over her.. I even gave her a white lagoon.

by TZ January 6, 2005

lagomorphilia

A love of rabbits.

It was clear to her by the age of six that she would be driven by a powerful lagomorphilia.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 5, 2019

Lapookie Allawishes

A ghetto black man from the had that benzo made up

Man that guy is in the ghetto he looks like a Lapookie Allawishes

by christianh.14 April 27, 2021