The best person ever. At age
18, Lady Gaga graduated from Paris Hilton's Dumb
blonde stripper school as valedictorian. At the age of 21, although having no
talent at all, she gave special favors to top record executives in order to make a name for herself and become one of the music industries top artists. Although her only
talent is giving handjobs, her album "the fame" has sold over 10 million copies worldwide showing that even if you have no musical talent whatsoever, if you use a machine to alter your voice and give plenty of handjobs, you too can achieve greatness.
Bob: Oh my god that lady gaga concert was
awesome
Dave: You're a dude, why did you go see lady gaga
Bob: Well yeah, her singing was shit, but she gave out handjobs backstage
Dave: Aww
man, I shouldve went.