The best person ever. At age 18, Lady Gaga graduated from Paris Hilton's Dumb blonde stripper school as valedictorian. At the age of 21, although having no talent at all, she gave special favors to top record executives in order to make a name for herself and become one of the music industries top artists. Although her only talent is giving handjobs, her album "the fame" has sold over 10 million copies worldwide showing that even if you have no musical talent whatsoever, if you use a machine to alter your voice and give plenty of handjobs, you too can achieve greatness.
Bob: Oh my god that lady gaga concert was awesome
Dave: You're a dude, why did you go see lady gaga
Bob: Well yeah, her singing was shit, but she gave out handjobs backstage
Dave: Aww man, I shouldve went.
Dave: You're a dude, why did you go see lady gaga
Bob: Well yeah, her singing was shit, but she gave out handjobs backstage
Dave: Aww man, I shouldve went.
by JDizzleFoShizzle4 October 10, 2010