loosie

A blowjob given to someone from a chicken head.

Made popular by Dave Chapelle's "I Know Black People" skit.

I went to the corner of 5th and Washington to find a girl to give me a loosie.

by Don K April 18, 2006

Loosy

For a woman to give head at a short notice.

Since there is not enough time to make this morning before work, hit me with a loosy on your lunch break.

by K-Cros June 9, 2005

Loosies

Discharge of watery faeces from the intestines....Ewwww

Teacher: I wonder where's Ashley ??!!
Raymond: She's in toilet Ma'm...She's got Loosies.

by 6 Pack Trinity February 18, 2011

Loosies

Finding empty canisters in box of boxes after everyone else has tapped out of the whip-it binge.

Sam & Mike found 36 loosies in Sam's roommate's room...oh that sweet sweet gas...

by Wicked Sam November 28, 2010

loosie

a loose pussy, or the girl that possesses the loose pussy

-I swear that girl had such a loosie that I didn't even nut.
-That loosie looks like she just got railed by Shaq.

by Garfield_Penis August 5, 2015

loosies

Pubic hairs that have come "loose" from the patch.

Joe reached into his pants and low and behold, he came up with a handful of loosies. Being the great guy that he is, he let them fall all over Janice's pillow.

by JaeWu June 11, 2006

loosy

A pussy that is very loose and that can have at least five fingers inserted into it or two dicks.

Guy:"Babe, you have a loosy down here. I can fit like eight fingers in you."

Girl:"I know, I can fit my whole fist in there.... AWWWWW MY GOD THAT FEELS SO GOOD BABY WHEN YOU STICK YOU FINGERS IN MY PUSSY AND RUB MY G-SPOT WHILE SUCKING ON MY CLIT, FUCK!!!! OOOOOOOOO AW AW AAAWWWW AAAAAWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGGGGGG. SUCK MY PUSSY HARDER! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS FUCK BABY YESSSS. OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY WET PUSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AHHHHHHH! YOU MOTHERFUCKER I LOVE YOU SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH HONEY."

by theguyinlovewithanymphomaniac March 6, 2014