life

context in which the good things are expensive, the yummy things make you fat and the fun things are sinful.

life by Cordelia June 24, 2004

life

Eh, what can you say...shit happens.

Life is the most widespread sexually transmitted desease, far surpassing AIDS. Life is deadly in every occurence. There is currently no cure for life. Common side affects are depression, love, hunger, and diarrhea.

If you feel the sudden urge to bone a girl as most infected people do, please buy a condom so you don't pass on the desease. Thankyou.

I've already spread life to 13 people, each with a different momma.

life by CJDJ September 25, 2005

life

Life is a confusing thing. Life mostly involves bacon, sitting, eating, and waiting to eat more food. That's basically it. This is the true meaning of life.

"Why is life so confusing?" "It will all be okay just keep eating bacon."

life by Bacon is inside you March 24, 2013

life

noun

life defines a multi-ingredient condition, comprised of both biotic element and organic matter, harboring reproductive, growth and functional activity attributes.

all Vegetation, mammals, and Animals etc. define that condition that which constitutes life.

life by Baron Neville July 10, 2017

life

Extended period of decay between coming into existence and leaving it.

As they say, life sucks.

life by rs21 September 26, 2005

life

something that I do not have

"NO GAME NO LIFE "

life by Buttman38 June 7, 2018

life

A board game that sadly is more fun than the real thing.

OH man you totally hacks, instead of me being a billionaire you made me a poor philosopher.

Aww, you spilled semen on my totally cool Life Spongebob Special Edition.

life by tpfusion June 13, 2005