a person who will eat all of your bacon, and won't share it will you even if you were starving. Her bacon is her bacon.
I was on an island with only bacon for food, and then Alize ate all the bacon.
Life is a confusing thing. Life mostly involves bacon, sitting, eating, and waiting to eat more food. That's basically it. This is the true meaning of life.
"Why is life so confusing?" "It will all be okay just keep eating bacon."