lieutenant dan

The act of picking up an amputee (legless) for sex. See acrotomophilia

vietnam veterans without legs turn me on!

by kung-fu jesus September 6, 2004

lieutenant warf

super beast from star trek. Killer with a soft side, his ridged head excited the females. Renown for his skill with hand held impliments. Modern day usage includes "warfing a bitch".

Dude, I totally beasted and went lieutenant warf on that bitch.

by rucknroller13 September 29, 2010

Lieutenant Dan Houdini

The act of having sex with an amputee and leaving with the prosthesis before the amputee wakes up.

After I hooked up last night, I was feeling some kleptomania. So I Lieutenant Dan Houdini’d Marsha this morning. Wish I could have seen her face.

by Al Dolfski May 27, 2018

Lieutenant Dan

A lap dance from a stripper that has absolutely no effect. The phenomenon can result from untalented strippers, ugly dancers, fat dancers, and/or overindulgence of booze.

I went to the champagne room with Kenya, but I was so drunk I paid $20 for a Lieutenant Dan.

by Little T mart December 9, 2016

Lieutenant Dan

A style of Modern Urban Survival. Based upon an Australian legend "the everyday man".

If you happen to lose your leg due to a random chainsaw or knitting accident you still show up for your mates BBQ with carton of beer and half a cow for the plate. You just pulled a Lieutenant Dan.

by Vincart September 24, 2008

Lieutenant Daning

When she cums so many times that she loses feeling below the waist and is not able to walk.

Last night I was Lieutenant Daning her and when she finally got up to try walking she stumbled like a newborn baby giraffe. All jelly legged and shit.

by Stabitystab February 9, 2019

Lieutenant Oblivious

The person (typically in online discussions) that is somehow ignorant of a very popular meme, reference, or trend, and needs explanation in order to properly understand it. A subordinate and a counterpart of sorts to Captain Obvious.

Larry (upon seeing something beyond his comprehension): "I don't get it."
Lemmy: "Captain Obvious, come in: this is Lieutenant Oblivious requesting backup, over."

by Helel ben Shahaar February 11, 2019