license to print money 

A sure-fire method guaranteed to make copious, innumerable amounts of revenue, usually through a product being sold or an event being offered.

The Nintendo DS and Nintendo 3DS sell so well, Nintendo treats it like a license to print money.

license to print money by Ixra February 14, 2013

license plate drugs 

Recreational drugs referred to by their alphanumeric names, such as 4-AcO-DMT or 5-MeO-DIPT.

Damn kids and their crazy license plate drugs...

license plate drugs by theclam November 10, 2014

license to steal 

A law degree coupled with a passing score on the state bar exam.

Congratulations Mr. Ferndock...5th time was a charm, you passed the bar exam...you got a license to steal.

license to steal by harry flashman July 9, 2003

license to kill 

Usually used to describe a woman or man who is dressed to the highest degree of fineness that s/he can take someone's breath away (figuratively, i.e. not to the level of death).


note: not a legally recognized form of authorization.

LaFonda's got a license to kill in that hot jumpsuit and boot ensemble.

license to kill by Siouxzanna May 5, 2005

License to Blah 

-A special permit bestowed upon a third-rate actor attempting to cash in on the action-comedy fanbase.

Ashton: "Let's just say I work for the Blah Blah Blah and have a license to blah..."

License to Blah by PittsburghPA January 6, 2011

License Fail 

A license fail occurs when someone taking what should be their first driving practical test prepares thoroughly with expensive lessons, has been waiting for months, is supremely confident of their ability to pass, and has even discussed getting insured for their parent's car upon passing...

...Only to discover that, in the test center waiting room, they have the wrong side of their paper provisional license, meaning they cannot be tested, waste the money spent on taking the test, disappoint family and friends and have to wait 3 months for the next available test.

Also known as "pulling a Charlie".

Guy 1- Holy fuck, you know what's worse than failing your driving test?

Guy 2- Nah, what...?

Guy 1- committing epic license fail, that's what *shudders*

License Fail by CharlieGiggles August 29, 2009

License Plate

A tattoo, usually located at the base of a female's (generally one of loose character) neck. Used to identify said female during heavy drug induced doggy style sex.

Chad was so stoned, the only way to he was able to remember the bitch was by her license plate.

License Plate by mjoblio May 31, 2004