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Kwan Dao 

A chinese halberd having a slender, curing blade, usually with tassles on the tips. Used by the anceint warrior Kwan Dao who supposedly became a god.
The Kwan Dao was used cheifly for taking down calvary.
Kwan Dao by The Zebu December 7, 2003
Related Words
kwanzaa kwan KwanZa kwang kwank kwangya Kwanele Kwanilo Kwanch kwande

Kwan Lee 

You are on your grind doing what you have to do. Just like Kwan Lee. If you dont know who that is, Google him.....
@kwanlee ya heard?
Yo you on your Kwan Lee power promoting ish son! I see you on your Kwan Lee grind
Kwan Lee by illak February 3, 2010

Kwan Loong 

Please pass the Kwan Loong oil, I need to unclog my nose tonight.
Kwan Loong by Dream Deferred October 13, 2020

Death Kwan Do 

A martial arts skill harnessed by mastering the powers of Mullets and Cutt-Off jeans.

Popularized by "The Regular Show"
I learned The death-punch of death
What?
It's Death Kwan Do
Great rugby player, shows compassion and sportsmanship on and off the playing field. Hardest worker in the room and always striving for perfection. Empathises and Sympathises with everyone and is that one friend who will always be there for you, ALSO TOTALLY NOT SIMP.
Super hot Ang Mo Bitch from maybe UWC or SAIS or SAS or GESS or TTS or whatever the fuck kind of international school with HOT ANGMO BIG TIDDIE PEACHY ASS CHEEK BITCHES: "OMFG HE'S SUCH A MAX KWAN, JUST SEXY AS FUCK AND STUPID HANDSOME, I WANNA HAVE HIS BABIES AND HIS JIZZ BEHIND MY BRACES, TALK ABOUT LOCKING UP HIS KIDS BEHIND BARS MMMMMMM BABY"

Back Alley Kwan 

The act of having reheated Chinese takeout inserted into ones rectal cavity. This practice is typically performed with a set of ancient ritualistic chop sticks.
Was fucking my bitch last night when she bent me over, spanked me, then made me sit on her face so she could give me a Back Alley Kwan.