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KrampusInADressism

A religion that is worshipping Krampus in a dress.
"Hey Todd, have you worshipped our lord and savior KrampusInADressism?" Jenny asked

"Yes Jenny, I think Krampus should have a neko outfit this week." KrampusInADressism is a great religion to practice often.
by IOutLawsI June 17, 2021
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Hip-Hop Kampus

Hypp-H'opp-Cam-Puss' Noun - to recall vast lyrical content.

The area of the brain where most lyrics are recalled from. It is possible to overload the hip hop campus if a large quantity of lyrics,(specifically in hip-hop) are submerged in quick fire linguistic dexterity. The hip hop campus can recall individual syllables and nuance. It is renowned to malfunction when an individual is excessively inebriated.
"Datz right gee, ya know what I'm sayin'? all of these lyrics are sick,dope see! Somewhere in my mind, Deep in the HIP-HOP KAMPUS I can sift those rhymes yo! They bursting out my mind!"
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"That homes is dope yo' he got like a larger mind than most! Stores it in the Hip-Hop Kampus, ya know what I'm sayin!"
by CraggyTastic! July 28, 2013
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Krumpus

Santa's evil twin who accompanies him during Christmas to beat the naughty chilluns with a bundle of hickory sticks, while Santa gives gifts to the good chilluns.
"That was the worst Christmas ever; I didn't even get any presents, Krumpus just came and beat the bajeesus outta me!"
by gallopinggertie August 27, 2011
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krampussy

A vagina that doesn’t like children, just like the mythical creature Krampus; a pussy that avoids/doesn’t want kids.
My girlfriend doesn’t want kids, she’s got that Krampussy.
by Hotdog_Water September 6, 2020
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Klampus

The Klampus is a secret organization similar to the Illuminati. There is very little information known about this Organization.
Did you hear about the Klampus Organization?
by Klampus is real February 4, 2015
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Kampuschtaxi

The Austrian slang word for a rapists car
Maxi: That brown van on the elementary school parking lot looks like a fucking "kampuschtaxi"
tom: yeah for sure that greasy dude sitting inside looks like a freakin pedophile
by deetheconqueror December 16, 2017
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krampis

krampis is my friend, crapis, and krampis is very cool because Homeless Krampis Depot is a cool server- if its not still named Homeless Krampis Depot, I'll cry
hey bro! krampis 34, 35 and 36 are making out
oh no way bro, lets make out
krampis and krampis 5 make out
by layveel May 31, 2021
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