Krampovitis

A medical condition in which a man's nipples are permanently stiff, and will poke through their shirt.

Holy crap! That guys Krampovitis just shredded his shirt!

by Yak5711 December 12, 2009

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Kampen

Kampen is a name given to a very special kind of person. No one quite knows how each of the world's various Kampens came to be, nevertheless, every person knows at least one Kampen. A Kampen is a human being, always of the male gender, who just has no fucking clue. He constantly makes shithead remarks that no one asked for, and doesn't seem to grasp the concept that everybody on planet Earth has a brain except him. These men have no brain. One would wonder how each of the world's Kampens managed to survive the amount of time that they have, but you can rest assured that natural selection will weed them out eventually.

Some characteristics of Kampens:

- Plays Fortnite

- Has a 'phone radar' that can instantly sense when someone pulls out a phone.

- Asks what model phone is that

- Asks what games are on that phone

- Asks how long you've had your phone for

- White

- Probably a Christian

- Wears shorts, every fucking day

- Never shaves, so just has an ugly-ass half-stache above his upper lip

- Voice is squeaky as fuck

- Makes sex jokes without knowing what they mean

- Definitely a virgin

- Makes Yo Mama jokes

It should be noted that people named Kampen do not have special needs. If they did, you could just call them special needs.

Teacher: What is thirty-one plus forty-eight?
Kampen: Sixty-nine!!!
Teacher: Fuck you Kampen, see me after class.

by BaddSpelur October 31, 2019

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Kramerica

Derived from the lexicon of Seinfeld, and more properly known as Kramerica Industries, it is a holding company for Cosmo Kramer's various (and often zany) undertakings.

Also may be adapted from the last name of anyone who really isn't doing much with his/her life.

Bushmerica Industries is really going down the shitter. Hopefully it will be taken over in November.

by Michael B. March 2, 2004

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Cosmo Kramer

The god of all that is holy. The man that can get whatever he wants including females. Someone that you aspire to be. The mr. cool of the 90's and arguably the funniest character ever on tv.

Yo, that Cosmo kramer is a real assman.

I wish i was like Cosmo Kramer.

by Brandon the cleveland kid October 9, 2006

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Kramer

The crazy, lovable, funny neighbor (played by Michael Richards) of Jerry Seinfeld on the greatest sitcom ever, Seinfeld.

Kramer's friends include Elaine Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jerry Jerry Seinfeld, and George Jason Alexander. Kramer's crazy LOL

by Someone, April 14, 2006

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kampe

established; strong; immovable; indefatiguable; undefeated;

na so i waka go hospital for the HIV test. but you know me na; i dey kampe! nothing do me. i no come get the virus.

na so Goodluck Jonathan go contest for election, people think say im no go win: as per say na Niger-Delta but the guy dey kampe! dem no fit defeat am!

when this people dem dey demolish people shop for balogun market, dem no demolish my own na. my shop just tanda... come dey kampe; no shaking!

by renee anastasia davidenko June 24, 2011

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