Mr.kopec

A teacher at forest lake who loves nutty bars and know just about everything about everything in the word. He will always say hello to you and loves to hear a joke or two.

Those nutty bars you have you should be given to mr.kopec

by Mariokartlover0 May 21, 2019

Kotex

Brand of "women's menstruation products."

Kotex fits. Period.

by evilhighpunkin February 22, 2004

Kolecki Flicker

When you get a girl to flick your ball sack while you jack off. It's one step below a blowjob.

"Dude, did you get a blowjob from Jessica last night?"

"Nah, she wouldn't go for it, but I totally got the kolecki flicker!"

"Solid."

by bo the dog September 16, 2013

Krotec

Interchangeable with Kro. This mans may just be the smartest person on Earth. He is the best biologist. Mans legit invented tissue engineering. In fact, he is the incarnation of biology itself. He claims to be 66, but his true age is unknown. Internationally acclaimed ping pong champion, and the inventor of the Kro Curve. Also probably the weirdest man alive. Despite his 9000 IQ, he has been teaching biology to dumb freshman since ‘81 for some reason. The elusive Kro lives in the freezer on the ground floor of Central Catholic High School’s STEM building. It is believed he is bioengineering a new body in there to gain immortality, commonly referred to as The Mk 2.KRO™. That is why no one except the legendary Jallen is brave enough to enter his freezer. Krotec’s Honors Bio is torture, but also the greatest class ever. It is something you only get to experience once in a lifetime, and you will never meet another man like Krotec. That is why it is every Viking’s duty to take Honors Bio. And don’t forget about about AP Bio and Bioengineering and PJAS and PRSEF and Fairchild Challenges and Science Olympiad and Science Bowl and Envirothron and…

Me: do you understand what the hell just went down in Krotec’s class today?
Friend: nah bro, I haven’t understood single word thing since Krotec explained ANOVAs.

by BigBruhMomento September 7, 2022

Kotch and blaze

The art of relaxing and smoking spliffs/shottys whilst ignoring the day to day aspects of life e.g. work, assignments, meeting girlfriends/boyfriend/parents or enjoying a cheeky little bistro

"I really need to do this work today man"

"Leave it until tommorow, lets just kotch and blaze"

by Danny Stanbridge June 23, 2008

captain kotex

1. a moody bastard.

2. an individual who sees no positive side
to anything.

3. A feminine acting man who swears he's
not gay

1. George is such a captain kotex. That
faget walks and talks like a homo but
swears he's straight.

2. Your dad is captain kotex. He is always
yelling at you.

by streetwhiz April 5, 2009

Dirty Kotecha

when a beautiful slutty girl shoves there vagina in there mouth and cums and the reciever puts it in her asshole

oh dear i had a dirty kotecha hoy

by rainbow unicorn1343 March 21, 2023