Konvict

Akon's record label.

From Wikipedia, accessed 29 December 2007: At the beginning of most Konvict Muzik artists' songs there is the sound of the clank of a jail cell, followed by Akon uttering "Konvict".

by Home slice January 11, 2008

Joseph Kony

A war criminal that raped and killed thousands in Uganda but is becoming hysterically stupid due to people wanted to bandwagon acting like they really care on Facebook.

no..... just go on facebook and look for 2 seconds... Joseph Kony

by Tom from bmore June 15, 2012

Konky

When a kink becomes too much, it becomes a konk

Sam was being super konky when he kept sending Angel to pm's.

by ayaayaaya June 11, 2019

Kony

(adj.) to follow a social or philanthropic movement blindly

"Yo dude, you Kony'd the shit out of that cause"
"Yeah, I don't even know where Uganda is!"

by philnobs June 17, 2012

kony 2012

An annoying documentary on Joesph Kony by Jason Russell (who is also the founder of the Invisible Children Organization) that went viral in March 2012 on every social networking website. Joesph Kony is a warlord in Uganda who abducts children, forces them to kill their parents and serve his army. Jason Russell and his supporters want to make Kony famous in order to make the US armed forces go to Uganda and arrest him by gaining support from members of US congress and celebrities. The whole thing is very annoying. What Kony is doing is definitely a crime against humanity, however why should the US armed forces be bugged about this? Last time we checked the US armed forces were a group of soldiers to eliminate THREATS not a group of mercenaries that will kill anybody that others don't like. We have sent 100 troops to Uganda however they are inactive once they get there. Honestly if these people want Kony dead so bad Jason Russell and his supporters should have a fundraiser, go to Uganda, by cheap AK and AKM type rifles from a local dealer and hunt him down themselves. You are not fighting a war by bugging others to fight it for you. Quit bugging the US military for everything they're not a commissioning service. The supporters should also stop bashing anybody who does not care about the situation as it is not mandatory. The activism for a good cause but has terrible demands.

Person1:Did you get a kony 2012 video on your wall?

Person2: Yeah, those idiots think they're helping by liking the video and bashing anybody who does not want to get involved.

Person1: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

by Ekim_ August 5, 2012

kony

To all the dumb motherfuckers still posting links to Kony films...
You should be posting links and gratitude towards the people that helped those children when you were watching Anime and chatting it up on facebook for the last ten years.
Stupid viral sheep.
"public awareness" My ass, most of you have no idea about the history of Uganda, have not studied the complicated issues of the tribal country.
Most of you are brain-dead tarts that get used for propaganda reasons for a reason.
"I will help by posting a link" No bitch you should help by getting to your local red cross center as well as many other organizations and people who work in Africa daily so the kids have something to eat or drink.
Pick up history books while you are in the process as well.
Maybe you will understand how all of this came about at some point of clarity in your zombie brains.

-person shares video about kony-
"pass this on! we can save uganda together!"

no bitch, no you cant.

by ahnojustno June 22, 2012

konvict music

the words that akon shouts on every song he sings in

9mm: konvict music, out here grindin:konvict konvict

ect.

by weezy1177 June 10, 2009