(adj.) to follow a social or philanthropic movement blindly
"Yo dude, you Kony'd the shit out of that cause"
"Yeah, I don't even know where Uganda is!"
by philnobs March 8, 2012
From Uganda, #1 on the worlds crime list. Disgusting man who abducts children from their homes and turns boys into soldiers and girls into sex slaves.
by SMV11 March 8, 2012
Make Joseph Kony famous! Kony 2012 is a worldwide project to make his crimes in Uganda known so action can be took against his crimes. He kidnaps children and makes them go into his army, where they're given guns and are made to kill people.
The story of Jacob who escaped from Kony's army, his brother tragically got killed by Kony because he escaped from his child army.
by hollowcr0wns March 7, 2012
Worse than shit, below all below, fowl and disgustingly horrendous.

The word is used to make the war criminal Joseph Kony known around the world for his abduction of more than 30,000 children in Central Africa.

www.kony2012.com
That shit is Kony...

Go away your making me Kony

This burger is Kony

When missing the bus......Kony

Hearing a sweet ass tune.............KONY

Girlfriend wont leave you alone..........Kony (so she dosent hear)
by KONY2012 March 7, 2012
JOSEPH KONY: One of the world's worst war criminals who has abducted and forced an estimated 66,000 children to fight for him in a group called LRA.

He forces the children to kill their parents, uses the females as sex slaves, and in 2012 we are taking action to stop him.
LOOK UP KONY 2012 ON GOOGLE AND YOUTUBE. WATCH THE VIDEO. SPREAD AWARENESS EVERYWHERE.
by STOPKONY March 7, 2012
The action of masturbating violently in public while naked and dehydrated. While you beat the ground at a corner of a street.
I was walking home and saw some guy konying at the corner of my street.
by Dakevor March 27, 2012