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the bane of philippine society

airheaded nouveau riche kids who come from a generation of linguistic mongrels and thus their lack of proficiency in both english and tagalog. they mix the two languages and think that "make + tagalog verb" (eg make kulit, make kain, make away, etc.) is an actual grammatical form. they love to brag about new gadgets and think that anyone who doesn't have a camera-phone must be really pathetic.

it's ignorant, baseless, and hurtful to brand ateneans collectively konyo. they can't help it if most of them (but not all) speak good english and you don't (ie not "braggy" whatever that means) . by the way, filipino classes at the university are notoriously tough but challenging. they equip the student with at least above-average skill in the native language. thus, they know better than konyo kids.
konyo kids who think flashy stuff are everything should spend an entire month at the convent to learn what frugality is.
konyo by atenista April 7, 2005
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derived from the word coño - spanish slang word for pussy; one who mixes tagalog and english (tagalog) while talking - mostly rich filipino kids.
Guy: Hello miss, what is your pangalan?
Girl: Could ask someone na lang, coz I'm too busy kasi eh.
konyo by Cuatro February 1, 2005
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one po' nigga actin rich
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Kono Dio Da 

YOU THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE A DEFINITION BUT IT WAS ME, DIO.
Points to self with a thumbs up
Guy- "It was me, DIO."
Alternative dimension Guy- "Kono Dio Da"
Kono Dio Da by David Badinski February 26, 2020

Kono Giorno Giovanna niwa yume ga aru

Japanese:Kono Giorno Giovanna niwa yume ga aru!
English:I Giorno Giovanna have a dream!

The most popular meme/quote from the fifth part of Jojo's bizzare adventure:Golden Wind.It refers to the protagonist's(Giorno) dream to become a gang-star and become/defeat the boss of Passione.This is used to inspire others in the main cast,it has also replaced the "Kono Dio da" meme from part 1.
It can be used when you desire something but in a jokin fashion.
Example 1:
Giorno:Kono Giorno Giovanna niwa yume ga aru!
Abbachio:What are you talking about?
Example 2:
*Hears advertisment about McDonalds having a discount.*
Joey:Kono Giorno Giovanna niwa yume ga aru!
Kinyo by Kinyō August 15, 2020
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