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the bane of philippine society

airheaded nouveau riche kids who come from a generation of linguistic mongrels and thus their lack of proficiency in both english and tagalog. they mix the two languages and think that "make + tagalog verb" (eg make kulit, make kain, make away, etc.) is an actual grammatical form. they love to brag about new gadgets and think that anyone who doesn't have a camera-phone must be really pathetic.

it's ignorant, baseless, and hurtful to brand ateneans collectively konyo. they can't help it if most of them (but not all) speak good english and you don't (ie not "braggy" whatever that means) . by the way, filipino classes at the university are notoriously tough but challenging. they equip the student with at least above-average skill in the native language. thus, they know better than konyo kids.
konyo kids who think flashy stuff are everything should spend an entire month at the convent to learn what frugality is.
konyo by atenista April 7, 2005
Words you can keep
derived from the word coño - spanish slang word for pussy; one who mixes tagalog and english (tagalog) while talking - mostly rich filipino kids.
Guy: Hello miss, what is your pangalan?
Girl: Could ask someone na lang, coz I'm too busy kasi eh.
konyo by Cuatro February 1, 2005
Related Words
Ang konyo ng pokpok ay basa na.
konyo by marcel punongbayan September 19, 2003
one po' nigga actin rich
MC Hammer's a motha f*ckin konyo biotch!
konyo by ARANAR July 23, 2003

Kono Dio Da 

YOU THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE A DEFINITION BUT IT WAS ME, DIO.
Points to self with a thumbs up
Guy- "It was me, DIO."
Alternative dimension Guy- "Kono Dio Da"
Kono Dio Da by David Badinski February 26, 2020

Kono Giorno Giovanna niwa yume ga aru

Japanese:Kono Giorno Giovanna niwa yume ga aru!
English:I Giorno Giovanna have a dream!

The most popular meme/quote from the fifth part of Jojo's bizzare adventure:Golden Wind.It refers to the protagonist's(Giorno) dream to become a gang-star and become/defeat the boss of Passione.This is used to inspire others in the main cast,it has also replaced the "Kono Dio da" meme from part 1.
It can be used when you desire something but in a jokin fashion.
Example 1:
Giorno:Kono Giorno Giovanna niwa yume ga aru!
Abbachio:What are you talking about?
Example 2:
*Hears advertisment about McDonalds having a discount.*
Joey:Kono Giorno Giovanna niwa yume ga aru!
Bitch ass kinyo, get the fuck out man
Kinyo by Kinyō August 15, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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