knob gobbler

one who gobbles knob

knob gobblers: ron cordova, chris kawalski, jesse charlton, chase kernan,

by nozzlington bear December 13, 2006

knob gobbler

1. One who is found in social situations with breath smelling of semen. A low-end fellatrix (or fellator)

2. An insult among bros, like fag or gay

1. Here comes the Ferret, quick hide me; she is one narsty knob gobbler

2.Butler? I was hobnobbin' with that knob gobbler at the hobnob at Knobler's Gob.

by testacular August 16, 2016

knobbed gobbler

when you get smacked in the nuts, usually meant to be a playful thing but sometimes it hurts

Dude, you just knobbed my gobbler!

by Bill Johnson November 02, 2004

knob gobbler

(n): refers to any of the clean and well-spoken members of the Land Rec crew (non-staff... except for Parise since he fits the definition).

Keep reaching for that rainbow!
synonym cock nibbler,idiot,moron, scatterbrain

Jack pine need sunlight ya fackin' knob gobbler!

by GT August 11, 2004

Hobbling knob gobbler

A hideous peg-legged woman who lives under a bridge in the middle of the woods, serving as toll booth attendant for aforementioned bridge. The only allowable method of payment is to allow her to gobble your knob. Much like a crack head in Compton approaches a pusher or trapstar offering fellatio in exchange for crack, the traveler must allow the hobbling knob gobbler to gobble their knob in order to cross the bridge.

I was walking through the woods when i copped some dome from a hobbling knob gobbler.

by no one146 April 18, 2006

Juicy knob gobbler

That girl/boy who repetitively gobbles knob with some type of juice, this girl/boy could also be know as a cock gobbler

"That girl was gobbling some knob the other day"
Then one may se she is a juicy knob gobbler

by Oidyoi July 11, 2016

Large Breasted Knob Gobbler

The Large Breasted Knob Gobbler is a majestic bird with large heaving breasts and most commonly feeds on knobs. You can most commonly find the Large Breasted Knob Gobbler in the city at night, searching for knobs to gobble. They are generally attracted to locations with flashy lights and loud noises, where they are most likely to find an ample source of knobs.

Waldo: "Holy Shit! Marge! Get over here quick! It's a Large Breasted Knob Gobbler on the neighbors stoop!!"

Marge: "Wow! Pull out your knob and I'll whistle the mating call!"

by Bilboliololo February 25, 2013