knitelfeit

Something you make up and is coincidentally true in 80% when correctly used (which is only 20% of the time)

Dat is zo'n knitelfeit

by koningmarco January 25, 2016

knitted Nightmare

a chainmail like wool garment, worn by a women of a certain age.

“Oh mum, you must be boiling in the knitted nightmare!!”

by smelly old witch June 20, 2020

KniteBlargh

A epic yellow cat boi on gamejolt :)

Kniteblargh is epic :)

by Epic-_-Person October 31, 2020

Knite

A brotherhood unlike any other where loyalty and honor to each other not only brings out morale and character but profit as well.

"Wow look at that dashing young man helping that mother and her kids, he must be a Knite."

by Heads of the Knite Organization July 31, 2003

Kited

Short Def : Excuse. Being lied to. Being strung along. Similar to how a mob / enemy gets done in video gaming especially by a ranged attacker

Long Def : When you are told one thing, plan or promise and when the time for that is due you have the process repeated, usually in an exponential and sometimes patronizing, manner. Very common with drug dealers, users ( both mentally abusive towards others, and chemical users such as addicts ). Particularly insulting when you've recently dealt with the same person and kept your word to them.

Charles : "Man, Johnny said he would pay me back a month ago but he keeps giving me excuses every time!"
Joe : "Yeah bro, you're gettin' kited on that if you ask me!"

by VAAM the Anomaly February 10, 2019

Don’t get knitted.

Don’t get knitted is an expression used by teenagers to express disgust or surprise. Knit has many definitions so is interchangeable as the situation depends.

Elektra: What does passion fruit taste like?

Samantha: A fruit?

Elektra: Don’t get knitted. 😂

by Into_The_Woods November 8, 2018

Knitted Sweater

When two males attempt to conjoin their penis' together by a knot like-thing. And attempt to get erctions.

"Joey is a silly goose, he wanted to do the Knitted Sweater, so we did"

by Brennan Henderson February 13, 2008