Knit a Brown Scarf 

To make #2. To take a shit. To make doody. To take a dump. Can be used interchangeably with take a Shatner.

"oh girrl! Hold my place in line! I have to go knit a brown scarf right now!"

Knit a Brown Scarf by Janky J. September 12, 2008

knit the grit

The opposite of shoot the shit, knit the grit is a discussion where actual business is getting done, ie getting down to the nitty gritty.

Before we can get this document finished, we'll need to knit the grit about the details.

knit the grit by HeySuz October 17, 2010

Knit Trauma 

Knit Trauma is the situation that obsessive knitters often find themselves in, when they already have several knitting projects on the go, yet feel the urge to go out and buy more knitting patterns, yarn, etc... They are then in a double-edged scenario: 'Do I begin my new project, or finish my haf-finished ones?'

Lady 1: "Oh no! What do I do?"
Lady2: "What's up?"
Lacy 1: "Suffering a severe Knit Trauma here!"

Knit Trauma by Pearl Queen July 23, 2011

knit cookies 

the act of doing something very housewifey womanly or motherly. Especially when you are a man.

Are you gonna come have drinks with the guys or stay home and knit cookies.

Me and my wife have an understanding, I earn the money she stays home knitting cookies.

knit cookies by Trinide May 25, 2007

knit-knit 

Orderly and neat in appearance or procedure, use so because a knit item is securely interwoven and tight.

Dude, The parents are coming over, make sure the apartment is on the knit-knit. I think I left a roach next to the tub.

knit-knit by Jonathan January 13, 2005

Knit Crocs 

Crocs that can only be bought at target.

Hey whats your major? I know it cant be fashion, you are wearing knit crocs.

Knit Crocs by John Jacob Dole Bowl December 5, 2011

Knit Knacker 

A female who starts drama by making complete nonsense up to feel important, someone everyone knows that does this. She may be quite charming at first glance but you rralize she is a sociopath pretty quick (hopefully) depending on if others warn you about her. Most likely the ugly quiet "otaku" or "emo" girl across your class who looks innocent until you learn she is a complete psycho b**ch. She Is a literal cum bucket and is desperate to be in a relationship, she will use anything she knows about someone to get closer to an individual that she likes and pretends to have known certain people for a long time when those people

barely know her. She is knitting her own thot sweater and degrading herself more and more day by day as more people find out the f***ed up things she did to others whether it was framing them for false rape or spread complete bullsh*t around and make someone look terrible, just to make her feel 'important' or have some "attention". Literally the highest rank a thot can get to

Watch out for harley, i heard she was a real knit knacker.

Aye you heard about that one crazy knit knacker gamer girl?

Knit Knacker by Dankanusbot5000 January 7, 2018