Klisman

Klisman is a unusual name from Germany. There were a mafia boss also called Klisman.

Klisman

by Klisman July 27, 2020

Angry Klinsmann

A sexual act whereby the male jizzes on the girls breasts and then does a running slide across her chest just like the footballer Jurgen Klinsmann used to do as a goal celebration.

"Yo Matt, you should see what I did to this girl last night!... I got a proper Angry Klinsmann out!"

by Jonny Jay King August 24, 2011

Klise

1. a German surname.
2. Americanization of German name Kleis.
3. Klise, Kate. American author.
4. Klise, John J. "Happy". Ohio oil and gas industry founder.

Kate's last name is Klise.

by Klise October 14, 2008

Keiosha

Wow, where do i even begin with this, "word?" She is very beautiful and a great friend! She really knows how to make awkward silences go away and be the loudest in the room, but also has a nice soft side. She is an amazing, loyal, outgoing, GORGEOUS, different, and the list goes on and on about how wonderul and great she is. She isn't fake. If she doesn't like you, she doesn't like you and she won't be fake to you or talk about you. But when she likes you, she loves and gives all of the respect you deserve. She is really fun to be with, but never do homework with her! She'll distract you the whole time with the latest gossip. She is sooo funny, aswell! :PP I lovee this girl, Keiosha, and if you don't know a Keiosha, meet one! You are missing out on a great and wonderful and BEAUTIFUL girl :)

You know Keiosha?

Who? The most beautiful girl in the world.

Yeah bro, jay jay's queen

by e.x.o.t.i.c_jay April 2, 2017

Klinsmann Dive

An act that Jurgen Klinsmann took up during his time at Tottenham. It was widely spread that Klinsmann went down too quickly under tackles and dived a lot. After learning of this he used his goal celebrations in the same manner, by sliding across the floor on his stomach. Inventing the Klinsmann Celebration/Dive.

"It's muddy as hell out on the pitch. If I score I'm doing a Klinsmann Dive"

"Klinsmannnnnnnnn!" *Said when sliding across a muddy pitch*

by Andy Of Andy Hall October 12, 2005

anna klosiewicz

Anna Klosiewicz is the best fucking person to exist. She is sexier than you. She is the sexiest person ever. She’ll beat your ass in a fight.

Someone: “Bro look at Anna Klosiewicz”
Other: “Damn she’s sexy”

by annaklozzie July 14, 2021

Kloosed Up

When you kloos something up, you royally screwed up beyond any worldly means.

Thus other terms like "Kloostrophe", were born.
*notable trivia*
The Electric Light Orchestra's 1979 hit song "Don't Bring Me Down",
(correct lyrics)
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down.

I knew this was Kloosed up, as soon as that ginger got his hands on it.

by Professor Marcellus December 5, 2020