slingered

the position you assume before bad things take place.

to be screwed over or taken advantage of.
originally coined in VFA-105 Gunslingers strike fighter squadron in the navy.

Better Tell Bob to be on time for work or he'll get slingered.

by yellowutility July 19, 2009

Slingered

When spending time with assumed friend and said friend hijacks your intellectual property. Also known for when talking to someone and mid conversation they walk away. You just got slingered.

Wow, someone stole your idea for a shirt design? You just got slingered.

by saltgirl November 8, 2019

Kainered up

Completely messed up or stupid.
The manner in which one has too much to drink and becomes intoxicated beyond reasoning. And your friends wonder how you got so kainered up.

When you’re so intoxicated you yourself believe you are sober. Then insist you are in fact ok to drive.

Dude was so Kainered up he passed out beside his truck.

by ImKaineredup June 20, 2023

Brandon Klingerman

A man with absolutely gyatt worthy booty cheeks that will make any man go full axel in Harlem mode when they see him bouncing down the street with his absolutely massive dumpy

I saw Brandon Klingerman on my way to work today, safe to say I definitely “got to work” after that (;.

by YouTuber”jaystation” August 23, 2023

klinger

1. shit that sticks to you ass hair
2. someone worthy of the previous
3.my name on everyhting internet

1. damn, all them klingers are startin to smell
2. STFU U KLINGER!!!!
3. .:DE:. is joining the game

by Chris143gt90 August 22, 2006

kingered

Getting fingered with a key

“Hey sarah, I heard you got kingered last night”
“Haha yeah,who told you omg”

by Lah-mao October 16, 2017

flingered

getting fucked up the ass while getting fingered at the same time

person1: howd it go with amy last night
person2: i flingered her good!!!
person1: nice one!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 4, 2009