Klinger

The left over remnants from a snow session that get lodged in your nose. In other words a coke booger

Jimmy Hoffa: dude I’m speeding out of no where, I think I had a pretty big Klinger.

Kevin Costner: that happened to me last week when I was driving, I almost banged out and hit

a school bus.

by TheFrailDwayneJohnson March 3, 2019

Klinger

Klinger was a character from the television show M*A*S*H Klinger was the rank of corpral and was drafted in the army as were most other characters. While most desperately wished they could go home Klinger took it a step further and dressed like a woman, he wanted his commanding officers (col. Blake or col. Potter) to think he was crazy and give him a discharge. Klinger along with cross dressing tried other wacky things to get out of the army such as eating a jeep and trying to trick col. Potter into thinking his brothers were killed in an explosion at the Toledo Harmonica Factory. Describing someone as a Klinger is someone who uses the most ridiculous excuses to cancel plans or leave class or work.

Kid: Mom I'm really sick I have stage three Ebola cancer.
Mom: Nice try Klinger but I don't believe it and you're going to school.

by Mash4077 April 5, 2015

Klinger

A "Klinger" is an unattractive woman in her 40's who considers herself a cougar. You will see her in a padded bra, cleavage exposed (and sagging), at dive bars across America picking up on young, impressionable, highly intoxicated boys. The Klinger is the most dangerous of all the cougar breeds. The reason being is the delirious state of mind, thinking they are a sexy and irresistible cougar. Must always proceed with caution and a Klinger is almost always a "Double Bagger"

That was a close call Mike, thanks for saving me! I was about one beer away from going home with that Klinger. Hey Peter, that's what friends are for.

by TheMikeDavis June 29, 2011

Klinger

A term used for a self-indulgent, mentally unstable boy of of adult age. Typically lies to promote himself, enjoys the work of whores, and creates a fantasy world to escape his pathetic reality. Said boy will usually self destruct when left to his own devices.

He is such a klinger.
Yeah, he should come back to reality.

by Murph22 April 23, 2006

klinger

1. shit that sticks to you ass hair
2. someone worthy of the previous
3.my name on everyhting internet

1. damn, all them klingers are startin to smell
2. STFU U KLINGER!!!!
3. .:DE:. is joining the game

by Chris143gt90 August 22, 2006

Klinger

Amazing person with the most gorgeous brown eyes. He will charm you with his eyes. They are quiet and like to be friends with everyone. He falls in love rarely, but when he does he likes to keep it secret. If you know that you are loved by a Klinger never let them go because they will do everything to please you.

Oh my god! He’s so cute!!!! Who is heeeee???

Oh he’s just Klinger. Yeah he’s pretty cool.

by Hottiezarethotiezzz September 6, 2019

Klinger

Klinger is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. His sweet smile and bright eyes will make you fall in love. Usually he goes for short girls with brown hair and special personalities. Once you are in love with a Klinger it’s not easy to let them go.

Whoo. Who is ThAT????

Ohhh its Klinger. Isn’t he cute?

by Hottiezarethotiezzz September 6, 2019