klaspercake

A turgid, enigmatic body found in the female reproductive organ system. Usually a result of a build-up of spunk from unprotected sex. Klaspercakes are usually illuminous yellow in their appearance.

1)I went down on Victoria Beckham to get my nose red and out popped this Klaspercake, straight out of her fanny.

2) Nah man! I wouldn't go near her. She's got klaspercake written all over her

by Ald0 January 11, 2009

klasseno

verb. Putting any kind of salted peanut butter or jam on your penis and having your dog lick it of with enthusiasm and pleasure

you call lassy in after a hard day of work and instead of beatin your meat you klasseno harder then you ever have before

by sexymcg November 16, 2009

*Hissing* Klassiker

*Hissing* Klassiker, is an expression used when you want to indicate something being "en klassiker". Things being awesome, nice, or even generally bad, everything can be an *Hissing* Klassiker.

-You remember that time when you failed the math test really badly?
-*Hissing* Klassiker

by BobDaMan28 May 20, 2015

Klass

Another spelling of the word class. Indicating an attempt to show class that is instead received by others as tacky.

"He took his prom date to the Olive Garden? That's klassy. With a 'K'!"

by Delfina and Todd September 16, 2008

klantucky

redneck, trailer trash paradise south of the Ohio, north of the Cumberland, east of the Mississippi and west of the Smokey Mountains.

In the hollers they saaang : well a yo ho-ho to mah ole' klantucky home, pass me the 'shine pappy I'ze 'bout to git out and fuck me some sheep, heh, heh, heh ...

by Virgin Suicides April 20, 2017

klashnekoff

UK Hiphop artist pronounced k-lash-nek-off. born and raised in hakney england an also known as rikochet klashnekoff. rikochet represents that this man will hit u with his lyrics from all angles unexpectedly, while klashnekoff represents the freedom to do what you want to do as many man can only acheive freedom through a klashnekoff rifle.

k k, lash your raasclart nek off/ i split u in half like a gunblast from lennox

by JS March 15, 2005

Kastang

It means anything you want it to be, BIATCH.

That one entry where it says it's an onomatopoeia? PSSH.
They're t0t3z1y wrong.

Me - OMG, did you see that girl's outfit? It was so KASTANG!
Person - Totally! It was KASTANG-ingly! KASTANG!

Person - d00d. I'm totally KASTANG! right now. I could kick that girl's KASTANG!

by GET IT CRUNK October 4, 2006