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Klast is an acronym for the phrase “Keep Laughing And Start Today” which comes from the two classic hardcore punk albums, RKL’s Keep Laughing, and Gorilla Biscuits’ Start Today. Although it’s an acronym for a phrase it is most commonly used like “to live with Klast”
“Hey I heard you were having a bad day Tim. Well just remember to live with klast.”
Klast by ABCPope August 26, 2019
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A big ol', gigantic, gah damn behemoth of a booty one discovers whilst hunting for ass. When a kastrom makes it's presence, it will be known to even the blindest of all niggas. A kastrom can be dangerous if misused as well. Records indicate kastroms of such gargantuan proportions that caused epileptic seizures among all men whom look directly into it. Aside from the mental degradation of our society from the glorification of these "bouncing booties" as some scholars have deemed, a kastrom can be used as a weapon as well. Many a cases have been reported in which a bitch ass hoe was twerking on her piece of shit deadbeat nigga of a husband, she threatened to suffocate him by sitting on him if the lil niglet did not cough up his fucking child-support. What a pain in the ass...
Daquan: "Ayy nigga, you seent Shekaina lately?"
Tyrece: "Nah nigga I done told u I aint fuck with them rachet ass hoes no mo'"
Daquan: "Mo u trippin, she got the platik soorgoory these kim kardashian bitches be getting. She got that ass now fam@
Tyrece: "Nigga u lyin. How big it be do?"

Daquan: "A kastrom."
Tyrece: "!!!!!! That amount of ass is considered illegal contraband in some countries"
Daquan: "ye nig so lets hit it nd quit it before that nigga Darell find out. Shekaina said we could run a train"
Tyrece: "Sheet if it really is a kastrom, we gon need more than just a train. Gon need air force one to make a dent"
kastrom by The Kastrom Killer Klan August 25, 2018
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Klast klas Kast kastro kaster kastriot keaster klant Klantee klart

Khaste nabashid 

Persian expression of a nice wish for some one who has done a good work.

The word-by-word translation is "Do not be tired" and it is implied to appreciate the work of the other person and wish for them that their tiresome goes away very soon.
A: Done. I finished cleaning all the 100 windows of the house.
B: Khaste nabashid!
Khaste nabashid by MoNo November 29, 2011

Kasträsh

Kasträsh can be used if someone is on the toilet and you can just scream "KASTRÄSH" and they have to come out even if they are in the middle of peeing.
Oh wow look Susan is on the toilet let's get her out KASTRÄSH
Susan runs out immediately.
Kasträsh by thelizard876 April 27, 2022

Klasky Csupo intro 

A thing that is now used by strange YouTube communities to make effects of it.
Video name: Klasky Csupo Intro Omega Effects Round 2 VS Somebody and E
Me: wat
Klasky Csupo intro by metrolord June 14, 2020

kastriot 

A boy who is awesome enough to be loved by girls. He knows how to love. He has a dream and he wants also to accomplish more tumblr photos on instagram. He is the total sex as 'He gets all the girls, he gets all the girls'. A lot if people would say that Kastriot is selfish, in reality these people are nothing but jealous fools. Kastriot is somebody you should never let go of.
Dude that guy is totally a Kastriot
kastriot by shqipe03 January 21, 2017
a phrase reffrerd to a man who tries to sing and thinks he does a good job, when in actuality he sucks. He is a bad singer that not knowing the pitch of his own resambles a lady - therefore a man with no balls.
Snoop Doggy Dog sounds like a Kastrat - he would make a nice duet ASher or any other fag that is into hip hop.
kastrat by Deschtroyer April 18, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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