Knacks Guy

An Absolute Shmuck

Oliver, you are some knacks guy

by skyboxskybox May 29, 2020

jack in the kacks

someone who enjoys fondling their privates (preferably under tables) without the removing of ones trousers

"Here G man stevie D is having another jack in his kacks"

by Ramboisawab May 5, 2005

klackalack

The loud sound that a keyboard makes when typing enthusiastically.

A - Why are you typing so loudly?
B - Oh, you mean why am I klackalackin'?
A - What's klackalacking?
B - That's why I'm klackalacking! I'm defining it on Urban Dictionary!

by cramp May 13, 2010

Kackshat

One who has been cucked so many times their only human interaction is hearing the sound of strangers' shat hit the water in an adjacent stall.

Jim is such a kackshat that he joined the white identity movement just to have some sense of belonging

by TheRealValddyPutin October 4, 2018

knick knacks

A selection of snacks and finger-foods, usually ready to eat, not requiring any preparation.

You wanna eat something? I have knick knacks...

by SoulLimbo June 29, 2011

knacksploitation

Movie that shows Irish Travellers in a good light, implying that anyone who doesn't care overmuch for knackers has simply lost their wild romantic side. Such productions typically have big Hollywood money behind them. Think more Into The West than Pavee Lackeen.

Oh, great. Here we go with the salt of the earth movie tinkers again. Yes, it's another dreary knacksploitation flick.

by Fearman December 17, 2007

Klacker

Person who, while running or walking, falls forward, hitting their face and hands on the floor (usually pavement or concrete). The sharp sound produced by the person hitting the ground is "Klack!" Henceforth, they are a Klacker.

falling fall drop floor ground collapse collapsing tripping

My cousin was running laps in middle school when he fell and made "klack", so now I call him Klacker.

by Bithevoom April 25, 2008