Kidrock Syndrome

An artist,musician or any type of celebrity who thinks there more "bigger" or more "famous" than they actually are.

Yeah I think my nigga drake starting to fall off. He got that kidrock syndrome

by Real mothafucka September 14, 2020

kid pro quo

When one parent offers to watch the kids so the other can go out with their friend, in exchange for reciprocation of duties later.

"Sure you can go out with your girlfriends tomorrow night, but next weekend I wanna go have a beer with Dave, you know, kid pro quo!"

by the_docta May 26, 2021

Kid Pro Quo

When you barter childcare duties with your partner, so they can go out with friends.

Sure, I can watch the kids on Friday night when you're out with the girls, but kid pro quo - I wanna go have a beer with Dave next Thursday.

by the_docta June 1, 2021

kidfroy

Very sexy and talented young man known as kidfroy. 18 year old independent artists “making it out the trenches” you could say. His artistic talent is beyond this world, kidfroy will be a huge success in the music industry and will “fuck so many bitches”, His producer known as “whostrilly” is a huge part of kidfroys success, we love “whostrilly” and fuck “yungmaxi”

Mike : Hey Jared do you know this very sexy talented artist kidfroy?

Jared : Nah bro sounds like a douche

Mike : L Jared W kidfroy, fuck yungmaxi tho

by Big Cock Slayer 69 March 3, 2022

kidphobic

fear of children

I’m kidphobic because i never want to be around kids since they are sticky and gross.

by urlocalballs69 February 19, 2023

kidpocalypse

Word: Kidpocalypse

Part of Speech: Noun

Etymology: A playful blend of “kid,” referring to children, and “apocalypse,” suggesting chaos and destruction. “Kidpocalypse” humorously captures the chaotic impact kids can have on an environment.

Definition: Kidpocalypse describes a situation where children are present in a space, and everything quickly descends into chaos. It refers to the phenomenon of rooms becoming exponentially messier by the minute, filled with toys, clutter, and detritus as kids play and explore.

Explanation: The term “Kidpocalypse” is used to convey the overwhelming and often humorous chaos that ensues when children are left to their own devices in a space. It highlights the rapid transformation of a clean and orderly environment into one filled with scattered items and general disarray, as kids unleash their creative energy.

Example Sentence: When the birthday party started, it quickly turned into a kidpocalypse, with every room in the house becoming messier by the minute, covered in detritus from toys and snacks.

Usage: Often used by parents and caregivers, this term humorously describes the inevitable mess and chaos created by kids, emphasizing both the challenges and joys of managing such lively energy.

by Ryan M Duarte August 10, 2024

kidpooty

Kidpooty is a username for playstation made by a father sometime in 2013 for his son. this fathers username was pootytang5000 (None of these names have anything to do with the word pooty) these names are a reference from the movie pootietang.

hello kidpooty

by kidpooty May 22, 2025