Keelan Fowler

A fat podgy kid who probably is screaming at you when you kill him on any game whilst chamming down his 3rd breakfast of the day. He loves cock but won’t admit to it and has a fetish for pigs. Also is very stupid and is impossible to win an argument with because of his lack of intelligence and chromosomes.

P1 - Bro that kid is so scabby, how did he even kill me

P2 - Don’t even shake it bro he’s probably just a Keelan Fowler

P1 - Yeah your right he probably is

by Jesus Ma Nibbas January 19, 2019

Kellan

A rakishly handsome, powerful man, with an astonishingly large penis. Known for his exceptional power over women and ability to make a girl wet using only his eyes.

Girl 1: Oh shit there's Kellan! Every time I see him my fanny tingles.
Girl 2: OMG same! He makes me so wet. I think hes coming over!
Kellan: Alright ladies, fancy an elite threesome?

Girl 1 and 2: YES. THANK YOU KELLAN

by FuckboyKellan May 23, 2017

kellea

kellea has a heart of gold and a million watt smile. she's trendy and eclectic, and you cant leave her alone with a pair of scissors lest she come out with a new haircut. she likes to laugh and sing even if no one wants to hear it. she'll help you out when in a jam and will even let you nuzzle into her tiny breasts if you ask nicely.

whoo-wee, i got me some wild grown kellea--none of that farm-raised shit.

by joy velvet February 2, 2010

Keelah

A kind humble individual that Lowkey hates everyone but she still would care if y’all died.
Very secretive and hides a lot of secrets.
Scared of being heartbroken... again.
Loves her hair, nails, clothes, shoes, makeup, hygiene, smell, etc. Slim thick girl, chocolate, and loves showing skin. Goofy but serious when need to be and just overall hhl. Freaky lil bish too!!

“Keelah is everything you need in a girl”

by Mnncnxdjdn October 27, 2018

keelan

A black guy but he acts like the whitest guy ever, good at basketball. Not the hottest guy ever but loves everyone and is so sweet he would literally do anything for anyone. He is THE FUNNIEST GUY EVER! kind of petty but not in a bad way and is super fun to hangout with

1. "Omg keelan your so fucking funny.
2. "Everyone Keelans friend its not fair."

by superfunhotdogman July 9, 2017

Kellan

Somebody who is thoroughly obsessed with Chicken. Somebody who questions the universe but does not accuse it. Somebody who gives innate affection to those who desire it of them. Somebody who perseveres, despite the surrounding laziness of this generation. Somebody who always seems to be in a long-term relationship. Somebody who enjoys the liberty of traversing among high places such as roofs, towers, walls, ect. Somebody who is conservative yet irrational. Somebody who drives fast when the roads are wet and is satisfied with the feeling of losing traction. Somebody who applies themselves to the conversation in which the meaning of life is discussed. Somebody who juxtaposes conspiracy theory and patriotic loyalty but realizes there will never be enough substantial evidence for steadfast proposition. Somebody who is intent upon obtaining worthy life experiences. Somebody who balances personal spirituality with occasionally breaking the rules. Somebody who knows how to prove that the derivative equation is a result of the difference quotient. Somebody who often uses large words and ambiguous sentences to make them seem intellectual or analogous to a guru of sorts. Somebody who likes to have fun.

"Oh my god my brain hurts"

"Were you chillen with Kellan today?"

by mcgellinn September 29, 2011

Keelan-size

Larger than average. Most typically applied to a Jack & Coke at the pub.

Greetings barkeep. I shall have a Jack & Coke...and Keelan-size that.

by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004