Keelin

An emo person who has terrible eating habits, and likes to steal your food.

Why'd you put Doritos in your noodles!? God, you're such a Keelin.

by screaming rodent May 17, 2018

Keesling

1. Surname identifying a member of the underground ruling class. The Bilderbergs and Illuminati fear them. A kind of 'Sith lord' of the real world, if you will. They oversee the goings on of the trilateral commision. Keeslings herd the cattle of the human race. Life for a Keesling can sometimes be reminiscent of Grand Theft Auto - Vice City. They often find it tiresome and futile to communicate with average people - especially the ones that are too stupid to realize just how stupid they are.

2. A killing word - similar to Muad'Dib popularized by the books of Frank Herbert. Particularly powerful when combined with other killing words such as Dave.

Conan the Barbarian quoted a Keesling when asked about the three greatest things in life: 'To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.'

Kessling is an invalid, Americanized form of Keesling.

by A subjugated non-Germanic February 8, 2010

kethlin

kethlin is amazing. she is creative and unique. she has a sporty style and she is sooo cool. we all love kethlin

hey, you know a kethlin?
- yeah, shes amazing

by andreaxox October 25, 2018

Kethlin

She is the best kind of person.
She loves to fish and eat meat.

Kethlin is the best.

by ketpotet March 17, 2020

Keelin

Keelin is a very kind easy lovable girl

Keelin is a name that means fair and slender

by Keelin January 29, 2022

Keelin

A very mean person. She is manipulative and conniving. She talks so much trash for no reason at all. She may appear to be nice but be careful, she's probably talking trash behind your back. Never trust a Keelin with any information at all as she will probably weaponize it. Also Keelins blame their heinous action on a mental illness she doesn't actually have.

"Hey, I just started talkin to keelin"
"Oh really? I just heard keelin making up lies about you and hating you for no reason"

by naaaaaaaaan February 28, 2023

Bentley keeling

Bentley keeping is a small child that didnt know how to take a joke and cries about everything. He rages a everything and screenshots all bad things like: hi, bye, im leaving now and leave me alone

Bentley keeling started crying yesterday because I said bye.

by Toy plate September 28, 2019