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Typo Karma

When someone types in something and its wrong, you decide on being a smartass and try on correcting it, and you end up misspelling it too.
Human: man, that shti was dope
Dickhead: don't you mean siht??lol
Dickhead: ah fuck, typo karma
by icannotdefinewords August 8, 2009
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karma

Getting what you give~if you're mean, you get bad karma~bad things happen. If you're kindly & nice, you'll get good karma~good things will happen.
When I tried to spit on that bitch's car, it didn't work & I got bad karma. But plenty of other times I've been cool to people & have gotten good karma.
by Starchylde May 28, 2016
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Karmanya

Karmanya is a guy who is a fighter in his life and cares a lot for his friends . Loving by nature ,clean by heart and is damn rich
Ohh hell he is so Karmanya ..!
by @issshhhhhh February 10, 2019
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Food Karma

Picking up the full share of what would normally be a split bill for a meal, only to have the other person pick up the bill at a later date. Fully appropriate when in a pinch for cash and you are still hungry.
That cheap bastard Dan couldn't pay for his pizza logs, well food karma is a bitch and he'll be paying for my drinks next week.
by Hookanation October 14, 2011
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jungle karma

It happens when an athlete or coach appears on Jim Rome's radio show (nicknamed "The Jungle") or his TV show and then wins their next game and most of the time has a great game individually to go along with it.

Jungle karma can also backfire if you back out on your commitment to come on. If you do that you lose the game, have a bad game, or get hurt for jerking with the karma.
Athletes and coaches should never mess with the jungle karma.
by rome clone November 1, 2004
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TP Karma

TP Karma is the resulting action from a person's decision that they are faced with upon using the last of the toilet paper. A person can either: a) replace the toilet paper, thus saving the next person the potential horror of being without, or b) leave it empty, selfishly moving on with your day.

If they choose the honorable decision 'A', the next time they stumble into a bathroom and the TP is all gone, they will immediately take note of it before going to the bathroom. Should the person make sinister decision 'B', then the next time they go into a bathroom without TP, they will carelessly plop down disregarding the supply (or lackthereof) of TP, not realizing until it is far too late to turn back.
a) After using the last of the roll, Joe lovingly replaces the empty roll with a fresh one. Later that day, Joe goes into a bathroom and sits down on a toilet, when all of the sudden his subconscience flashes: "Quick! Before you release, check the TP supply!" Joe turns his head only to find that it is empty. Luckily, he hasn't released yet, so he is able to comfortably walk out and grab a fresh roll.

b) After using the last of the roll, Suzanne walks out of the bathroom, thinking: "Whatever. The next person can get it". Later that day, Suzanne's intense diarrhea flares up, and she makes a beeline for the bathroom. Barely making it in on time, Suzanne pays no attention to the sparse TP reserves in the bathroom stall. When ready to wipe, Suzanne's eyes fix on the depleted roll of TP. It is then that Suzanne realizes that her bad TP Karma has caught up with her.
by JPaps March 7, 2010
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kariah

A beautiful, young intelligent girl with a bright personality, Has a nice smile, a cool person, Once you get on her bad side its Hard to gain her trust back everyone loves Kariah
Kariah Is A Beautiful Young Intelligent Girl
by Houston123 December 17, 2016
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