Karenarian, noun, is a personality type defined as half Karen (belittling and aggressive in retail environments) and half amateur veterinarian (offering unwanted and aggressive pet advice)
Girl, I took my doggo into the vets office, and the karenarian told me I didn't live my dog because I wouldn't buy dog dental insurance!!!
A disease that only attacks the female immune system, specifically middle aged women. This disease attacks discreetly and cannot be detected, and eventually reaches the brain to alter brain chemistry. This disease is also known to grow the tip of the jaw bone outward, creating a longer chin that sticks out from the face longer than the nose. Other symptoms include a flatter buttox, and the spine to cause them to walk like a duck.