KRUNKLE

A relative who buys you alcohol or drugs when your parents refuse.

Some kid: Man, I can't find anyone to buy us beer.

Some other kid: What about your KRUNKLE on the east side?

by hehohno October 20, 2007

Carbunkles

Little chunks of debris, usually found around or near the butthole, caught in the hair. Comprised of fecal matter, toliet paper, lint etc.

A side effect of improper hygiene.

Cheap toliet paper will result in Carbunkles.

"She would've tossed my salad, if it weren't for these darn curbunkles!"

by Neck February 28, 2008

kabundle

a kabundle is something that you say when you make a big deal out of something

“we went to the store and there was a whole big kabundle with the cashier”

by endoplasmicreticulum1111 December 15, 2018

Krunkle

A disease that will originate from the Burmasha, Kazakhstan on July 17, 2024.

It will fester far worse things.

"I'm so worried, John has been saying devious things and speaking in tounges." "That's because he has come down with 'The Krunkle'"

by Briarb0I January 22, 2023

kurbuckled

Used in terms to define a situation, person, action closely related to FUBAR. Never really a good thing to be kurbuckled but funny when something is. Used commonly around the Portland Area. The kur- part of kurbuckled is normally said normal tone, but the -buckled is usually said with more emphasis

Can be used in short/truncated; buckled, fuckle buckled.

DAMNNNNNNN! that bitch was kurBUCKLED.

Dawg that shit was buckled....and i mean kurbuckled nigga.

Holy shit why do i get fuckle buckled all the time.

by Gregwhar Smith October 27, 2007

Kerjunkle

Kerjunkle, a synonym and close cousin of jabroni and douchebag.

Man, Tom Cruise became a real Kerjunkle after he got involved with Scientology.

by The Kerjunkler September 21, 2018

kerbuckle

It's when you're in a middle of a bad situation that makes you ponder how to fix the problems you are facing

Oh no!! winnie had made the situation so dire, we are in a kerbuckle

by byzzzzzzz December 5, 2021