Kalyn

The girl that mchief loves and wants to have hard butt sex with...

Okay maybe I stretched the truth a bit...

mchief343: man I had a fantasy last night!
KeyesBlob: about that girl right?
mchief343: hell yeah

the rest is too bad, don't wanna hurt no little kids

by KeyesBlob July 6, 2004

kalyn

Ruben's EX-girlfriend.

Kalyn dumped him on HIS ASS!

by KALYN October 2, 2003

Kalyn

A kalyn is someone you want to keep arround. She is full of love and laughter. A kalyn will most likely marry a gage.

Gage- kalyn will you marry me?

Kalyn- yes!

by TRIANGLES123 November 10, 2018

Kalyn

Kalyns are apparently really pretty girls and are liked by a lot of boys because they tend to be hoes. They are really attractive when it comes to their looks but nobody could believe kalyn is a hoe

Oh is that kalyn? Yeah she's a hoe

by Mdmdmdmdm December 16, 2019

Kalyn

She's a girl from Tennessee who gets a really bad accent when she's angry. Loves guys with small penises, usually the size of thumbs.

Woah, i've never met a Kalyn in real life before.

Dude, she's perfect for you, shes a Kalyn.

by Kanonbob123 May 25, 2018

Kalyn

Kalyn is a smart, tough and knows that she’s right most of the time. She has a very bad addition to stranger things and has a boy addiction problem.

Wow you’re a Kalyn? You must be obsessed with Noah Shnapp.

by Lolao October 4, 2019

Kalyn

A girl who can do many things but can't do bombs.

"Did you see that belly flop?"
"Yeah, what a Kalyn!"

by FFFunnyFFFriend November 23, 2021