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Kumite

Kumite

The Kumite is a mythical, invitation only martial arts tournament with the deadliest fighters in the World, like Jean-Claude Van Damme
Except it's not mythical it's real. It's really real and is very similar to the Mortal Kombat tournament.

It is usually held on a far away mysterious island, so it's a nice getaway. Kind of like one of them all-inclusive vacation packages.
They cover room and food, everything (spa etc...) but they don't cover incidental (alcohol), of course.
It's nice, you get to catch up with old friends, see some really good matches, get a tan. Good times.
It is also a deathmatch but everybody's got to die sometime. You kill one man; you kill a dozen. It's all the same, they can only hang you once.

Whenever you say "Kumite" it is, always, followed by a fighting sound effect.
"You think I knew she was a killer kung-fu wolf bitch?! She didn't say nothing about no Kumitie, Kumitoo, Kumite, Koom, black coon. Now y'all just hush I'm trying to think of what we gonna do"

Kumite (Eyyah!)
by Rzhhhh September 10, 2013
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Knit her a scarf

(Verb) When you take it way too far. Most commonly used when a guy asks a girl out in the completely wrong way.
Josh: So I really like this girl, so I gave her a cupcake with her name on it in sprinkles.
Hank: Dude, you're totally knitting her a scarf.

Fred: So Doug totally knit her a scarf for valentines day.
Bill: How so?
Fred: He sat outside her house for five hours while she slept just to give her a ride to school.
by N0Nlethal December 8, 2009
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Kanita

The bestfriend a girl could ever ask for. Always makes people smile and laugh. Almost like a sister. She will always love and be loved by the people around her.
That girl is like a Kanita !
by lauuuurenn November 18, 2010
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mila kunis

Mila Kunis is a wonderful, young, hot, talented actress.
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Knitz

The term for a mythical creature (also usable in plural) that is both part angel and part demon. Taking humanoid form, the Knitz are depicted as both muses and supernatural artists in Leon Calle's underground fantasy periodical "Gruubernacht."
They most closely resemble benign depictions of succubi from popular culture.
(taken from the third issue)
"Bjorn fearfully awaited Feif's messenger, and as the sun went down, there was still no word of any travelers. As he finally drifted off to sleep, the smell of orange blossoms delicately swept him away to the realm of madness. The Knitz had arrived."
by Sherpie January 31, 2010
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KnitFlixing

(Verb) the act of working on a knitting project while watching a streaming video from an online provider like NetFlix, Amazon or Hulu.
I got two movies worth of my sweater done last night while I was knitflixing.
by Greedy Perl Dog September 27, 2014
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Knittys

Plural Noun: What Brian David Gilbert calls his knees
Hey, does anyone know why Brian calls them knittys
My mood is high just like my knittys
by carpet wizard April 21, 2019
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