Vod-Kock

The equivalent of “Whiskey Dick”.... For Russians.

Vladimir couldn’t “Put-in” because of a bad case of “Vod-kock”.

by robpunzel April 8, 2019

Mighty Hobbit Kock

Based in Norfolk, Virginia, he is the leader of the illusive HK Army, a small group of flamboyantly gay hobbits that live on the south side of The Shire.

Hey is that Matt?

Nah, Dude, thats the Mighty Hobbit Kock.

by Chiefton123 September 15, 2010

Bang-Kock BooYah

Aka Sodimizing Scrotum Stasher
the act of placing your sac in partners ass, while engaging in intercourse... upon completion withdrawl penis first, then quickly remove testicles from ass, to ensure surpling suction pop. Withdrawl must be follow by a celebratory BOOO YAHH !!!!!!!!!!

Yo the other day I was with this total freck, first she was having me put ice cubes in her pussy, then she had me do tha old Bang-kock BooYAH... shit was hot....

by John Eric Oliver March 23, 2004

Kellaway Kock Kleaner

A microwave warmed baby wipe, used to clean your balls after a rough cottage weekend.

Also can be made by leaving said baby wipe on your trucks vent and using after a 36 hour plowing shift, so your honeybunch, "might" give you some when you get home.

I used Kellaway Kock Kleaner on my balls this morning. She was really on me to get home, so I think I'm getting some.

by Melong January 21, 2019

Kentucky Kock Pull

The sexual act in which a male inserts their dick in a females butt and she clenches and runs away ripping the genitalia off of the male

My boyfriend didn't ask to put it in my ass, so I gave a Kentucky Kock Pull.

by bigboi March 18, 2016

K-K-Kock Blocked

When a parent forbids a child from being in a relationship based on the other childs race.

Did you hear about Trey? His dad K-K-Kock Blocked him the other day.

by ForidaMan October 19, 2015

Nollie Ollie Kock Flip

invented by B.M.D

Done by-

1. Do a nollie
2. Do an ollie

3. Do a hardflip

After landing the nollie do a manual, then do an ollie and land in a manual again then next you do a hardflip and you got it.

Skating around u do a nollie then ollie and then a hardflip all combined by doing manuals,

pretty neat trick- Nollie Ollie Kock Flip

by parknrideallday February 22, 2010