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Junoing

When A person typically female begs for attention and causes chaos Until the chosen female gets their attention typically, they are a fat fuck behind the screen and cannot move anywhere other than their bedroom Lies about going to the gym and participating in exercises to get fit to stay healthy while at the same time wreaking havoc on a box of cosmic brownies. 12
Damn that bitch Junoing!
by DiscipleTruist December 5, 2022
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Church of Jupiter

A religion based on the idea that Jupiter is an omniscient God.
The Church of Jupiter was created by a group of random kids just so that they could show how easy it is to make a religion. Dang.
by TheChurchofJupiter June 30, 2020
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jupiter fisted

To get fisted by a woman who shops at Lane Bryant.
The fat girl walked out of Lane Bryant and Jupiter fisted me right in the ass with her massive paw.
by tholts November 12, 2013
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Jupiter

by Jepetocavale October 20, 2006
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Jupiter High School

gayest school, with blonde bimbo sluts and stupid jock guys.
by fuckyou123456 June 29, 2009
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Sgt Jupiter

A prank-name, pseudonym, username, or gamertag that is often used by fans of Sally Juspeczyk (aka, "Sally Jupiter"), from the comic "watchmen", that require a more masculine version of the name.

In a forum setting, "Sgt Jupiter" users can be characterized as having a very unfocused identity. Crafting interesting or intelligent ideas on one forum while trolling the next. Also having a propensity toward devil's-advocacy.

In a gaming environment users of the name exhibit a very distinct style; Resorting to stealth more often than not, and maintains agendas beyond that of the games intended objectives.

The name is pronounced "Sergeant Jupiter", though shortened versions include "Sarg", "jupiter", or "Jup" (jupe).
Sgt Jupiter, Your account will be suspended for 12 more days.
by Pantheon Peals January 3, 2011
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Drops of Jupiter

Going out into the world and discovering everything including yourself. As heard in the famous song by Train.
"Now that she's back in the atmosphere with drops of Jupiter in her hair."
by Heyheyb December 1, 2015
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