Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick

An exlamation of disgust or alarm

"Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! That capsized truck was carrying a freezer full of livers to the hospital, what a mess!"

by SpiderGirl April 30, 2003

jumpin' shit

When someone says or does something totally disagreeable. A socially acceptable

equivalent would be "oh for heaven's sake"

"Jumpin' shit, will you get off my back?"

by BD1977 September 25, 2013

jumpin jesus

1. nickname for the Son of God in his triple jumping years, also see jebus

2. (usually preceded by "great") an exclamation

Great jumpin Jesus, you scared the crap out of me!

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

Jumpin' the couch

Going crazy or simply crazy
reference to tom cruise going nuts on Oprah

your girl says she wants to stop smoking Js
bitch is jumpin' the couch

A: yo, johnny says he don't wanna sell no more pot
B: Mofo is definitely jumpin' the couch

by Chris toker July 24, 2008

jumpin' off

to start a argument from no type of previous problems.

diamond was sitting down when shamajah started jumpin' off and said "diamond you know no one in this school likes you."

by jeff keltz May 9, 2006

jumpin' on it

The dance that accompanies either the Sugarhill gang song Apache (Jump On It). Alternately Sir Mix Alot's Jump On It can be used.
Originally seen on "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air when Will and Carlton joined a dance competition to win money for plane tickets.

Make sure you play Apache at the party, I can't wait to see those girls jumpin' on it!

by Blak Matt May 13, 2008

jumpin' jetti

when a guy and a girl (preferably strangers) run onto a jetti and fuck in between two rocks, resulting in numerous scrapes to the buttox of the bottom partner, then in the midst of climaxing, shove a snail up the girls anal passage.

I seen that bitch Lau and and that stiff Workie doin that jumpin' jetti shit.. it was HAWT!!!!

by NigRes n Ldoozy March 18, 2007