jumpstreet

From the beginning. Where it all started.

I've been rocking Jordan's since jumpstreet.

by Meen June 20, 2006

Dumpstart

The act of taking a truly excellent and gratifying morning dump so that you can start the day off on the right foot.

Those burritos and beers last night gave me a great dumpstart to my day.

by zyxt March 28, 2009

Jumpstreeting

When a young-looking law enforcement agent (cop, FBI, etc) goes undercover at a high school or college with the intention of blending in then busting illegal activity from the inside. Inspired by 1980s TV program 21 Jump Street starring Johnny Depp.

Don't sell that guy any weed, he's totally jumpstreeting us.

by ksquared85 June 28, 2012

Fucked Since Jumpstreet

Adjective; usually used when a plan is unraveling negatively and will probably be fucked. Usually only said when high.

"This plan's been fucked since jumpstreet."

by MrJacksColon September 14, 2009

jumpfart

the act of jumping while farting

You jumpfart all the time on the trampoline.

by dajumpfarter September 26, 2010

Blue Lobster jumpscare

a crayfish suddenly appears, with Bach's Toccata and fugue in D minor as musical accompaniment

Bruh! Blue Lobster jumpscared ! again!

by UrLocalSeagull April 15, 2023

polish jump start

going to a basketball court, getting naked, attaching power cables to your nutsack, jam a midget on the end of your cock and hit the switch with the intention of blasting the midget off your electrified wang through the hoop from the 3 point line. extra points for a swish.

yesterday sucked ass, i was boris yeltsin level drunk and i hit the court with some homies to practice my polish jump start. i killed 3 midgets and my cock exploded....i did hit a few 3's though. winning!

by lance uppercut176 December 9, 2011