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by 0o0o0o0o0o0o October 4, 2016
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Get the Jobist mug.A well built, extremely vain individual, forever lacking in common sense. He is very competetive but deep down is essentially an honest person. He woos the opposite sex with his stunningly ripped physique, but subsequently attracts wrong'uns. His athletic build allows him to dabble in many a sport but he is the master of none. Found in different environments, Jottsie's are often located in the gym, opposite a mirror and never far from a well cooked steak, or 4.
Boy1: Yo, do you fancy going to the gym?
Boy2: No way, its full of Jottsies...
Girl A: Who's that stacked goon looking at his reflection?
Girl B: ahhh...Just a Jottsie...
Boy2: No way, its full of Jottsies...
Girl A: Who's that stacked goon looking at his reflection?
Girl B: ahhh...Just a Jottsie...
by SpongeBobbish January 22, 2008
Get the Jottsie mug.the term for anyone who believes the word whore is spelt hoar
origin: in a mass movement on Facebook as a result of a boy spelling hoar incorrectly, the movement resulted in people posting #joeissuchahoar on said boy's timeline in a bid to raise money for charity. For each person that posted, a pound was donated to a local charity. It has resulted in the term joeissuchahoar being used to refer to anyone who mis-spells whore as hoar. Hoar actually refers to the adjective for a whitish-grey colour.
origin: in a mass movement on Facebook as a result of a boy spelling hoar incorrectly, the movement resulted in people posting #joeissuchahoar on said boy's timeline in a bid to raise money for charity. For each person that posted, a pound was donated to a local charity. It has resulted in the term joeissuchahoar being used to refer to anyone who mis-spells whore as hoar. Hoar actually refers to the adjective for a whitish-grey colour.
by Beri64 November 3, 2012
Get the joeissuchahoar mug.1.noun: Kang-kuhl A thick ankled girl with a tree trunk appearance to the leg above the foot.
2.adj: Usually a pear shaped self-obsessed pseudo artist that rips off real artists' ideas as her own.
3. transitive verb: A person who sings songs with lyrics and tone that make you want to cringe.
2.adj: Usually a pear shaped self-obsessed pseudo artist that rips off real artists' ideas as her own.
3. transitive verb: A person who sings songs with lyrics and tone that make you want to cringe.
1. That girl has joti of the leg.
2. That person is totally pulling a joti by calling themselves an artist and being un-original and ripping off designers for Anthropologie, as well as many more.
3. We heard her jotying the worst noise for attention.
2. That person is totally pulling a joti by calling themselves an artist and being un-original and ripping off designers for Anthropologie, as well as many more.
3. We heard her jotying the worst noise for attention.
by 1stchoicealways November 8, 2011
Get the Joti mug.Noun; Jose-is-m.
A religion of where the people of the Josist faith believe that Joseph Gordon-Levitt is their god.
Creation: Joseph created the universe. The water, the trees, and the air we breathe was all crafted from his skill and natural talent.
Trinity: Although Josism primarily consists of the main god Joesph Gordon-Levitt, there are a three sub-gods included within this religion. Robbie Kruse control and Yoann Gourcuff are football gods and Josh Thomas is the god of both cute and humour. Quite like Christianity, Joseph also has an illegitimate son named Chris although he isn't as significant in the Josist faith. Josism believes both in the existence of a single God and that Chris was God, two doctrines which occasionally threaten to contradict each other. This is solved by the idea of the Trinity: Jose is one, but also four persons. Those four persons are Jose the father, Jose the son, Jose the cute and humorous and Jose the footballer.
Redemption: Josism was initially begun in the dreams of people all over the globe in which during the 1980's their god would be born and help reedeem humanity from its sins. Joseph was born on February 17, 1981 which is now globally known as Jomakkah. Joseph also stars in films such as Inception and (500) Days of Summer when he is not busy being the god of the Josists.
A religion of where the people of the Josist faith believe that Joseph Gordon-Levitt is their god.
Creation: Joseph created the universe. The water, the trees, and the air we breathe was all crafted from his skill and natural talent.
Trinity: Although Josism primarily consists of the main god Joesph Gordon-Levitt, there are a three sub-gods included within this religion. Robbie Kruse control and Yoann Gourcuff are football gods and Josh Thomas is the god of both cute and humour. Quite like Christianity, Joseph also has an illegitimate son named Chris although he isn't as significant in the Josist faith. Josism believes both in the existence of a single God and that Chris was God, two doctrines which occasionally threaten to contradict each other. This is solved by the idea of the Trinity: Jose is one, but also four persons. Those four persons are Jose the father, Jose the son, Jose the cute and humorous and Jose the footballer.
Redemption: Josism was initially begun in the dreams of people all over the globe in which during the 1980's their god would be born and help reedeem humanity from its sins. Joseph was born on February 17, 1981 which is now globally known as Jomakkah. Joseph also stars in films such as Inception and (500) Days of Summer when he is not busy being the god of the Josists.
Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, are you familiar with JGL? He is my lord and I worship him as I am a dedicated believer of Josism.
Person 2: Yes, are you familiar with JGL? He is my lord and I worship him as I am a dedicated believer of Josism.
by iwuvchris November 28, 2010
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