Jon

COMPLETE MAN WHORE!
if you are "pretty" have two legs and a pussy he is after you.
and then dont let these "Jons" get inside your mind becasue they will crush your heart then use the little pieces as confittee.

Jons are ussualy very out going and know as a laddies man. can seem to get any girl he wants.

Cheyenne: hey what do you think about Jon?
Miranda: complete manwhore. tears gurls apart. despise him.
Cheyenne: I know right!

by angelandprincess25 June 18, 2011

Jon

A true failure. Anyone named Jon was obviously a disappointment to their father, as he left out the “h.” Jon never achieves anything noteworthy, leaves girlfriends for no good reason, and sleeps on the floor like an animal. The gold standard in shitty human beings.

“Yo, did that guy just shit himself?”

“Yeah, he’s such a Jon.”

by Chickenshits139 June 23, 2019

Jon

A completely shady person, who will try and pass himself off as spiritual, but will turn on you quicker than the devil himself.

That guy talks out of both sides of his mouth, he must be a Jon.
dick, asshole, prick

by The Cru September 12, 2016

Jon

A homophobic jiggaboo

You have jhs
What does that mean?
JON has sweg
Gey

by Jhs jon has sweg January 8, 2014

Jon

Jon's are the biggest cocky buttholes on earth. And they have the largest inflated heads known to man. Purple tree bunnys hate them so much. Jon's can be referred to as assholes, asswads, dickwads, jerkwads, buttholes etc. their head is inflated with so much gas that they have caused global warming. They seem to be girly boys as well and suck ass at debating with woman. Especially with their best friend whose a girl. Sometimes they're saps which is sweet.

What a jon
Oh man I wish I didn't do a JON again
I have to use the JON

by Purple tree bunny March 22, 2013

Jon

Any noun in a sentence

I’m going to go grab that jon
Let me go yon that jon

by Jrod12305 January 9, 2019

Jon

A Project Zomboid player who instead of "figuring it out" or "using google" will ask the nearest person about any issue they have. if no one is around, they will use /all and express a sense of urgency for any/all questions, regardless of actual urgency. Not only do they believe this game is polished, but anyone that hosts a server, is also their source of information when it comes to any errors they get and is also liable to anything that happens to them they didn't want. when when they get these issues from an obvious source. They will ask what happened, and blame the server for allowing it to happen. Furthermore, a Jon will fuck up constantly when it comes to standard gameplay, you can expect your food to be burnt, if the entire kitchen isn't burnt down. Your ammo to be missing, only to find out they went out to level guns, an died in the first mod from a "lag spike".

Wow that player was a real Jon.

This server is full of Jons.

Stop being a Jon.

by No to Jons October 24, 2022