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Jon

A Jon is a really bad dude. He often slaps skeezers with his massive chode, while also caring for his friends and family. He has a tendency to summon mythical greek gods to aid him against haters. A Jon also pisses excellence, so much that he has created a massive flood or two. Some may blindly state that god created these floods to test Noah's Ark. One look at a real Jon could make a blind man see, a crippled child run, or a woman with a gag reflex deepthroat.

Man #1: "Hey bro, who's over there bashin out all those skeezies?"

Man #2: "That must be a Jon. You can tell by the way he's also texting his mom, telling her that he misses the family."

by tumtum12 January 28, 2011