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joanne's are beautiful in many people eyes, they are down to earth, have a random sense of humour, and are always up for a little bit of danger in life. joanne's hold very random conversation but can be serious when needed to. joanne's may put their friends before their guy but they are willing to make sacrifices for both partys. joanne's tend to fall for people who are in there opinion sexy. a joanne's perfect match is tall and handsome.
she's beautiful! she must be a joanne.
she a bad chick! she's a joanne.
Joanne by lo, lo, lo-ve love. November 5, 2011
Anyone that trys to showoff, but fails badly.
My boy became a Joaner when he choked on his banana trying to impress his math teacher.
Joaner by trampoline man September 27, 2019
A Joannie is very beautiful girl who is very shy at first but she acts herself around he people she trusts and knows she is sweet kind and sometimes she is mean but that’s not really often she is weird she has beautiful brown hair and brown eyes she doesn’t hate anyone she has a lot of boys falling for her but she just concentrates on one she is a great friend she is loyal she loves the boy she’s with very much she loves cats and she is very sensitive sometimes things people say hurt her feeling but she holds it in she is always with a big smile sometimes she takes things as compliments and when her friends don’t have a smile she finds a way to put a smile on their face she helps people with their issues but she doesn’t her herself at the end of the day Joannie looks back at what she did wrong or weird looks at herself in the mirror and laughs
Girl1: hey I don’t feel like talking right now

Joannie: hey why happens who do u want me to punch or are u just sad because your hungry you might be come I’ll cook food
Joannie by Unknown 901 January 30, 2018
A being that is, to put it simply, buff as hell
"Wow, you sure are joannic, aren't you?"
joannic by DuskSilver January 19, 2023
1.The most sincere, goodhearted, and gorgeous girl to grace the world with her lively presence. Some say she resembles Rachel Weisz but in actuality Weisz would never be able to reach the pedestal of beauty that Joanna sits atop of.

2. Pretty much the most awesome person you can ever hope to meet. Be weary though, Joanna is a complete badass and is known to carry either a nine or a gat with her at all times - for protection from other jealous rival badasses and if she just feels like being a thug and robbing a liquor store or grocery for the hell of it.
"Man you shot up and robbed five armored vans, assaulted three cops, and beat up Jean-Claude Van Damme. You're almost as badass as Joanna."

Joanna is so awesome her presence radiates awesomeness.
joanna by pantlesscrab December 25, 2008
A girl who seems innocent , but also knows how to have fun. Joannes are usually beautiful, have slender and sexy bodies, extremely smart, and get all the guys.
guy 1: "That girl looks like a Joanne; she's so fine"
guy 2: "I know, damn i wish i could tap that"
Joanne by Namerater May 3, 2008