The JMan

One of the smartest posters on the GameFAQs and 404 error boards

has great taste in music and has has no time for pointless mediocre athletics.

by bone crusha November 7, 2003

Blame JMAN

Blaming JMAN is a must. He is responsible for everyone that fails and everything that is wrong with the world.

MW2 player-I just got noob tubed. I blame JMAN

by kridle November 30, 2011

jmancurly

very good monke player

jmancurly=monke

by line. Don't use your real name October 11, 2021

The J Man

A truly affectionate term for Jesus Christ.

I was talking to the J man the other day and I asked Him...

by Jimmy Hardwick July 28, 2008

jmancurly

The most pro monke ever. If he is a lava monke, run. It’s not like you will get far anyway when he is lava monke, your death is inevitable.

jmancurly: “hhggn… grrrr… rrrRRRRRRAAAAHHHH!!! MONKE MONKE MONKE!”
Players: “OMG JMAN IS HERE EAT HIS HAIR BEFORE HE KILLS US!”

by jman’s personal toe licker March 9, 2022

jman101xx

A great person who does great things and who is great at games whose name starts with j this man is the living embodiment of superheroes and cookies

Guy 1: Hey Dude J gave me a pizza slice
Guy 2: Wow he is a real Jman101xx

by 3x Poon slayer February 11, 2019

j-man

A word used to describe someone suffering from the disease Joseph's Albinism. The person with this condition has a very white complexion that at times you can't even see them. At around the age of fifteen they develop a muscular back and large biceps. Their hair looks asian and their sideburns stick out so much that they are also known as mud flaps. J-man's also have a fetish for teachers and being handcuffed. Also 70% of J-men carry around 1GB USB's maxed out with pornographic material.

j-man

by a-non-y-mo-us September 13, 2009