adjective used to describe a person, place or thing which is questionable, fucked up, wrong, strange, broken down, undesirable, and/or just some thing you can't think of another word for. The origin of this work is explained somewhat in the conversation example. Friends and I were sitting around drinking coffee one morning, and I was bitching about my empty cup when my friend blamed the lack of coffee on the "janky ass coffee maker." I have since heard the word in the movie Friday.
Other forms: janked, janked up, janked out,
I was dancing with my friends and some janky old mutherfucker came up to me and started grabbin' my ass!
Michelle: yo, when's that coffee going to be ready?
Crystal: I don't know. This janky ass coffee maker takes forever.
He was a weirdo and made me feel all janked out, so I left.
I didn't get into Harvard. I don't know what I'm going to do now - it's totally janked up.
The phrase janky ass glass refers to low end bongs made of glass from China or other low quality glass. Often this phrase is used to describe goodstash bongs which use a grommet instead a glass on glass joint.
Matt: Dude have you been to skatesurfsmoke in Hermosa? They have goodstash bongs.
Ryan: Yeah I heard about it from some punks who thought they could skate. That place sure does have some janky ass glass.
Matt: I know!! That's exactly what I thought when I walked in there!
Casually used to define a piece of bread, preferably before toasting and the paler the colour, the better the hanky panky spanky janky tastes.
VIVIENNE:
"WOW! That hanky panky spanky janky tasted impeccable! For extra flavour, i added my dead husbands pubic hairs, tasted juicy and crunchy and delightful!!!!!!!!!!!